Wilson

Recovering melancholic. Satrical fantasist (fantastical satirist?). Autistic. My book The Quest Factor available now 🤗 . I'm also @TheTumultiverse

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

This is the full page cover for my book The Quest Factor (available in eBook and paperback here: https://t.co/NDIp6hQWZL)

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

This week, I'm leading a Parliamentary debate on banning MPs' second jobs.

Nigel Farage has already taken over £1 Million from second jobs since becoming an MP.

I've invited him to attend the debate to explain why MPs should be allowed to rake in vast sums from second jobs.

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

Shabana Mahmood and the Labour government have just announced plans to overhaul the Immigrations and asylum act! What is your view? #labour #law #announcement #immigration #news

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

🚨NEW: Polanski says Burnham must dump Israel and recognise genocide for Greens’ help

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@HMRCcustomers Okay, cheers for that

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@HMRCcustomers Thank you, but the link says this:

"Advisers cannot tell you if you’re eligible for the £500 payment for working households receiving tax credits."

Are you saying that actually if i call they can tell me?

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@inkydojikko I remember when you left IGN I was sad to see you go because you were on Nintendo Voice Chat sometimes and you were always great on it. Now I'm very much glad you got out of that situation and have done well since! All the best and hope things continue to go well for you

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

There's literally a scene in which a woman who is supposed to be AOC gets destroyed by a speech that sounds like it was written by typing 'America' into a phone and then using auto type to fill in the rest.

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@TheWestWingThi1 @joshuarolson @daveanthony

Lads, have you watched Space Force yet? I think the writers went into it wanting to VEEP the Trump Administration but there are moments where the music swells and an inane speech begins & you realise they're actually West-Winging it.

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

A satirical fantasy series in the same vein as Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams

Book 1 is available for FREE here:

https://t.co/NDIp6hQWZL

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@MetroKingRadio Who would have thought that Dr Goomba Stack would ever be the correct answer to anything

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@EdenIndustries Hey - is it possible to get the soundtrack of Citizens of Earth with longer loops? It's great music, so it would be nice to have each track extended out to a few minutes or so!

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@TheWestWingThi1 Wait... so there's a Hollywood movie producer using the President for publicity... and the West Wing response is to have him come in and be vaguely threatened by the guy who's in charge of media... and then hope said producer won't just go to the press?

[MetroKingdomRadio @MetroKingRadio]

Welcome back to The Switch Side! The latest episode of Metro Kingdom Radio is here!! #nintendo #podcast #gaming #nintendoswitch https://t.co/rgfbPQUW5R on #Podbean

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

Spare a thought for your local drug dealer who's self-isolating with ££££s worth of drugs he can't sell and wondering how long he can last before just hoofing it all.

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

If you're looking for something funny to take your mind off all the reality right now, you can pick my book up FOR FREE all day today 😱

Click here to get it:

https://t.co/NDIp6hQWZL

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@MetroKingRadio If Reggie Fils-Aime is at GameStop, then presumably he thinks that turning the store around is...

...Fils-able 😎

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@MetroKingRadio That's a nice, big square whiteboard in the background. The Switch looks okay too.

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

While the rest of you cowards are hiding in a fort made of toilet roll I'm gonna catch the coronavirus and I'm gonna destroy it.

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@darrenhayman Cheers anyway!

I was watching the political news the other week when I remembered your song 'The Greedy Ugly People'. I've been working through your back catalogue ever since & coming to the conclusion that you're one of the all time greatest British song writers 👍

[Wilson @wilsonb2000]

@darrenhayman Hello! In your song 'Hard Disk in the Sky', what's the name of the song that the choral singing is reminiscent of?

I tried typing the sound of it phonetically into Google, but it didn't go well!