Joe Wilson

York|30

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

@SkySportsF1 why is it I’m paying so much for this package to have such crap coverage? Lots happening and hardly anything being shown. Lots of collisions and penalties not shown? Absolutely shocking @F1 #skyf1

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Thank you,
Sam Houser

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

@PlayStationUK Or maybe @AskPlayStation this thread should be aimed at you

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Hey @PlayStationUK I’m sat in a queue of 55 people because your stupid 2SV has decided to stop sending me texts and directed me to an “Authenticator app”. App unknown, never used one, don’t have “back up codes” either, never made the switch on my account. Sort it out?

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Sorry @PlayStationUK make that 170 people. This is a joke, can someone get in touch please

[Stefanie @fastpitstop]

Penalty vs no penalty

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Name a road that makes you want to gargle broken glass more than the A19 from Selby to York 🫠

[Hank Jr @JrHank_]

Facebook right now #Facebook

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

“Buying a house is exciting”. Tell that to our solicitor, we’re as good as criminals 🙄

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

If you have auto dimming headlights, trust me, they do not fucking work. Sincerely, every other road user.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The party’s over.

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

No, Apple Watch, I’m not working out, I’m taking the bin out ya judgy prick

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Summer’s biggest lie? Hay fever tablets are “one a day”… amateurs.

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Hey @DPDgroup_news you attempted to deliver a parcel today, except you didn’t. Your driver said we “weren’t in”. We were… nobody knocked. The image sent of “our house” is actually a random house 0.5miles down the street. Your customer service systems suck. Care to assist?

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

Waving at oncoming drivers who’ve stopped to let you by a line of parked cars does not give you Covid, pass it on

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

£1.80 for diesel at Esso, Tadcaster yesterday… where’s your stripey costume ya robbin’ bastards?!

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

How the fucking fuck is anyone supposed to get a fucking mortgage at the minute. Fuck.

[Joe Wilson @wilsonbix]

@ElMarsh98 Him and Her and White Van Man for me!🙋🏼‍♂️