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surfin’ u.s.a.

[The J Word @j02hn]

Bitches Be Like “But They’re Galliano Though”

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everyone wants to go sailing tomorrow but all of the boats need maintenance… great!

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believing the sun is bad for you is on the exact same level of retardation as believing that a stripper actually likes you

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terrible headache, have to meet ballet teacher for lunch, windows open, all summer long blasting from my little sister’s room #killmenow

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concept: a woman so ugly that her face makes you start to sympathize with the accelerationism crowd

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charles manson was crazy because he was fun-sized, a member of the rapeweight class

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do you, surfer girl?

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werner herzog is proof that germans have souls

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veronica, collagen scientist (pathological liar, unproductive narcissist, snake oil saleswoman) is my mortal enemy. i want her to crawl into a hole with her skincare products and never come out.

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she’s so fievel mousekewitz & i love it

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rare aesthetic: looking through your white jewish wife’s old photos

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this is how it felt to be cast as juliet opposite my first love in our class’s required play after the teacher deliberately cast him as romeo #longhouse