pluto

you say im crazy and that make sense

[pluto @wiltedfflowers]

Imma make it to the top and i aint fallin

[Claude @claudeai]

Claude Dashboards and Claude Motion are in beta today.

Ask Claude to turn your data into live dashboards and your ideas into animated explainers.

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

curhatan syahrini cara dia izin ke suami

dia selalu minta izin dulu ke suami sebelum melakukan sesuatu

contoh terbaru: mau datang ke podcast radit, suami lagi di kantor, dia izin dulu dan dijawab "diizinin"

sebelum duet di pestapora, dia bercanda minta izin dulu karena takut tidak sopan dipegang laki-laki saat ada suami

untuk comeback, dia minta izin dengan cara pelan-pelan, bukan langsung

dia pilih waktu saat suasana hati suami lagi enak (saat traveling), bukan saat tegang

dia tanya "sayang, gimana kalau aku kembali berkarya"

jawaban suami: boleh, tapi tunggu bayi 2 tahun, dia sebut itu "lampu hijau kedap-kedip"

dia menunggu sampai anak 2 tahun, tidak memaksa

sambil menunggu, dia bujuk suami lewat "show" menyanyi di rumah dan memperdengarkan lagu

suami akhirnya bilang "i think it's good", jadi dia baru rilis lagu

tim sudah siap rilis tapi dia menahan sampai ada lampu hijau

soal tawaran manggung (off air), dia bilang "tergantung izinnya dan tergantung angkanya"

dia bilang istri harus tahu cara menempatkan kapan bicara, tanpa menyinggung posisi suami

alasan dia: suami disebut "surgaku", pemimpin rumah (qowam) yang bisa mengantarkan ke surga

aturan dari suami menurut dia: tidak melarang menyanyi, tapi tidak boleh lagi menjalani karier seperti dulu, misalnya off air dan menginap di luar

[aiko @aikoblue_]

Mukhalafatu Lil Hawaditsi, salah satu dari 20 sifat wajib Allah SWT yang artinya "Allah berbeda dengan makhluk-Nya."

Walaupun kakak ini niatnya sarkas, tapi agak heran aja sekarang manusia berani membandingkan diri dengan Tuhan.

[Hee𝓚𝓚ie¹⁸🍋 @heejindepok]

astagfirullah never in my life, perdebatan patriarki dengan tiba2 bilang nabi cewe,,, damn broooo istigfar lu semua

ya allah takut..........

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

From doubters... to believers ❤️

#FiveYearsOfKlopp

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

She’ll pick everyone over you, but still need you in private.

[Santosh Arron @santosh_arron]

@janwhyy Concerning.

Always read the residual clause.

Section 2.4 literally allows their team to use "unaided memory" from your confidential tech to build competing products.

Free compute in exchange for your core architecture… interesting trade 🤣

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

She’ll push you away, then act like you gave up on her. Let her.

[𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐃𝐄́ @fw_akinade]

take it personal. They knew it would hurt you and they did it anyway.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

bitch if you have a boyfriend stop being friendly with other men

[Cigs @cigsaftermilk]

remember guys. women do not reward your efforts. they don’t care about your sacrifice. they don’t care about time that you’ve invested. they only care about how do you make them feel in the present moment.

don’t break the bank for them

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

I would rather be alone forever than deal with this

[pluto @wiltedfflowers]

Hoes gonna be hoes

[Nicolas Ruf @nicolas_ruf]

I'm a heterosexual man, I'm not going to pretend I understand Female Nature. I can have acurate intuitions about Female Nature, but I'm never going to fully understand Female Nature. The best I can do is try to read between the lines and make the right call, and for them to communicate honestly their desires and needs.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Reminder that TenZ gave up his pro career, helped build her public following, took care of her through cancer treatment, and she still decided to leave him to "discover herself"

Never date an e-girl

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

Brief TLDR re: Zohran-
Zohran has exposed his Zionism in full the past week.
- Protected Netanyahu when he could/should arrested him
- Met with Alex Soros, Jared Kushner, Trump
- Formed a NYC business advisory council with the biggest Zionist billionaires including someone with strong ties to former AIPAC leadership
- Launched "the first municipal effort to combat antisemitism"
- Peddled NSPM7 pre-crime "left violence" hoax
- Jessica Tisch, SRG unit, arresting our comrades
- Diverted city funds towards Zionist institutions
- Barred protests from synagogues hosting illegal land sales of Palestine

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

Bro it’s so over. They got him.

[Shinnosuke @pengembaraimut]

Seperti dokumenter tragedi Hiroshima dan Nagasaki 😭

[Ella Jayagia 🇮🇩 @Jayagia_]

@nonabronies Ya, paham, Kak. Aku punya teman kecil asli Rajabasa. Bukan trans, memang asli sana. Stereotip "Lampung" di otakku malah dibentuk sama dia: putih, sipit, kalem.

😆