yogurt male

why are you here

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A man traveled to Rabbit Island in Japan, and as soon as he stepped onto the ground, a crowd of animals appeared.

The local rabbits immediately came over to sniff him.

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

It really feels like the entire world has turned into an inescapable panopticon. I look back on the pre-computer days and they almost seem like a time of ridiculous freedom, where you could just skip town and start a new life whenever you wanted

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@zabdulitsa_ @HenryJBaugh @doomscroll_x Get a pet

[aspen muttington @aspendoggy]

*bites you* NOT SORRY.
*bites you* NOT SORRY.
*bites you* NOT SORRY.
*bites you* NOT SORRY.

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@SpectreofAlbion @MythoYookay Absolutely never going to happen. You’re deluding yourself.

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@PolitlcsUK “Yes Sex Please, We’re British!”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

I have become the yogurt male

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@aleifr @wills_account Claude clears as usual

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@BoredS1ug @MakiChaifun I cried. Girlfriend didn’t and I was a bit embarrassed but I’m glad I’m not the only one

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ　ベッドに寝そべって台所の洗い物の音を聞くのが趣味のチワワ

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@macjshiggins @nengjiali @hissizheyvan GPS

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@youdontandwont1 @neirdiem He’s out working the streets for cheeseburgers. Man’s gotta eat.

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@Gompami I LOVE RATS

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

I sometimes wonder how much of babies’ stress is just informational overload or confusion. A nice clear gong might flatten their information space really smoothly.

[yogurt male @wimplestein]

@ednewtonrex I wish @Peston would address this rather than just push that the US dominance over our digital lives is a fait accompli we must not only accept but embrace more tightly

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The data here tells two different stories depending on how you read it.

Story one: London is the world’s 4th largest startup hub, raised $17.7B in 2025, produced more unicorns than Berlin, Paris, and Tokyo combined. Success.

Story two: London’s stock exchange fell to 23rd globally for IPO fundraising, behind Mexico and Oman. 88 companies delisted or fled in 2024, the largest exodus since the financial crisis. Deliveroo finally turned profitable after years of struggle, and DoorDash immediately swooped in to buy it for less than half its IPO price.

The pattern is consistent. Freetrade built a profitable trading app, got acquired by IG Group for £160M after targeting a £700M valuation. Runna built a successful fitness app, Strava bought it. ARM, DeepMind, Skyscanner, Shazam. The exit playbook is always the same: build in London, sell to San Francisco.

What London actually built is Europe’s most efficient farm system for US acquirers. The city does the expensive, risky work of finding founders, funding early rounds, and proving product-market fit. American companies wait until the risk is de-risked, then buy the winners at discounts enabled by London’s shrinking public markets.

The $17.7B in venture funding measures inputs, not outcomes. The outcome is that UK startups raised all that money, then got absorbed into US companies before they could compound at scale.

Being 4th in funding and 23rd in IPOs tells you exactly where the value is leaking.

[OkayDonuts @OkayDonuts]

do you ever do that thing where you remember an animation or art piece but you don't remember the artist so you spend weeks searching for it again