It seems like it's a law of the universe that the more you take care of yourself, stay on top of things, serve people, be genuine, and do good in the world, the more the universe will take care of you in strange, wonderful, miraculous ways.
This is why i’m probably the best person to cheat on.
I genuinely don’t care what you do when you’re out with your friends, who you talk to, or what you get up to. As long as you’re safe, enjoy yourself. I’m not going through your phone either.
We’re adults, i’m not policing another grown adult’s behaviour.
How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•Tell your friends about him
•Respond fast
•Care about him
•Text him
•Genuinely like him
Works like a charm everytime