Windows 8 Features

Looking forward to the release of Windows 8? Here are just some of the amazing features Microsoft is bringing you! Parody account.

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Windows 8 has 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one

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Pre-order Windows 8 and win a free iPod!

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#GirlsLoveWhen you pre-order them Windows 8 Ultimate Edition

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@Win8Features Your classic favorites like Solitaire and Minesweeper now have Games For Windows Live integration, achievements and DLC.

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Why bother fumbling around with Twitter when you could be harnessing the power of Microsoft Windows Live Hotmail Internet Media Messanger?

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#TheresNoReason to worry about the #WikipediaBlackout! All the information you need is on Encarta '95, the Multimedia Encyclopedia!

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Microsoft.com will be going black tomorrow in protest of SOPA protests

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Windows 8 makes family film night a snap! Windows Media Player handles all your streaming services such as Netflix and Videodrome!

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Express yourself with Microsoft Songsmith, now with bult-in autotune! Throw down beats like Chris Brown!

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Windows Update has been rebranded Windows Premium DLC

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@Win8Features New social media integration features update twitter and facebook for every mouse click and inform followers about Windows 8.

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Enter our "Just Bing It" contest by answering the following trivia question:

Microsoft's Bing was named after which character on "Friends"?

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A hip new OS for today's cool cats! Windows 8 is the only OS designed for fans of The Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zom!

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Disability Mode for touchscreens makes Windows 8 easy to use for even the fattest fingers!

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Full Wulgus integration

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Sync your Windows Phone to your Windows 8 PC and enjoy Microsoft Bird Catapault Simulator 2K12 at home or on the go!

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Both notepad.exe and wordpad.exe, 100% free of charge

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A Starbucks rewards card with three of the boxes already punched out

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The Mystery Button

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BILL GATES IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH