ASAP Borat

gimmie the zucc

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

need the demon under my bed 2 stop playin and succ my toes a lil bit

[billiam @BillRatchet]

preparing my Liberal Cuck Tears for consumption by the Alpha Males

[billiam @BillRatchet]

ain't shit to do but it's ok . go outside and swing your lil weenie in the wind. feel the breeze. take a shit, maybe a piss n right back to it

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

we need to show some empathy and understanding to our disappointed brothers and sisters in sauron’s orc army

[Patrick @PhillyPMC]

Roseman is to blame for building an old, injury prone and expensive roster.

Pederson is to blame for calling an unimaginative, predictable offense and failing to utilize his best players.

Wentz is at fault because his decision making and accuracy have fallen off a cliff.

[ASAP Borat @wind_millz]

Thirst tweet

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

warning: the velociraptors have acquired a case of four loko

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We are ready to welcome guests back to Jurassic Park. ✨

[billiam @BillRatchet]

hello darkness my old friend .... it's time to beat my meat again ......

[nic carter @nic_carter]

I've held off making this for too long

[litquidity @litcapital]

Howdy

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i'm shittin!!! and pissin!!!

[YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge]

ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸˢˡⁱᵏᵉᵃᵐᵉˡᵒᵈʸⁱⁿᵐʸʰᵉᵃᵈᵗʰᵃⁱᶜᵃⁿᵗᵏᵉᵉᵖᵒᵘᵗᵍᵒᵗᵐᵉˢⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿˡⁱᵏᵉⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃ

[billiam @BillRatchet]

george washington ain't even own something as simple as a louis belt so the fuck i'm supposed to celebrate tonight for

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

oh ur hot? name 3 benjamin franklin quotes

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

IF U AN AMERICAN AND DESPISE FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATIONS U A WORTHLESS PROGRESSIVE HIPSTER CONTRARIAN HOE THAT GOT NO REAL FRIENDS.

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