talia 🇵🇸

[isalia @yufan458]

She was so ahead of her time i remember people laughing at her for this but i always understood.

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[cj- @cjnieI]

Me and the gays in Ibiza if Nicole Kidman’s wig fell off

[bert @airpippens]

when the recap at the beginning of the episode bring up some shit that hasn’t been mentioned in like 5 episodes

[Mabintou @mabintou]

My small pet peeve is being called on WhatsApp when myself and the other person are both in the UK.

[autist @litteralyme0]

when someone's laughing and socializing instead of just taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[honeybaked @davibroui]

I thought he was saying hi to me in minionese but he’s just Italian

[Not Now John @fryspati]

I understand why black people make their emojis black but when white people make their emojis white instead of yellow it feels like they’re making a statement

[and @scarletsbxtch]

sophie turner seeing all the sadie sink praise:

[capricorn representative @antiromatics]

timothee probably mad af now that he also lost the Step Father of The Year

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Roomie keeps preheating the oven and forgetting about it

[char @taypookiee]

since when jude law was gay and married to a brazilian footballer

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[Luke @qLxke_]

never in a million years would i ever have assumed that that was him, but when i’m told that that’s him, my brain is like duhhh

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[Angela Rockford @angie_goodwood]

If he cared enough he could be an actually good comedic actor cause this here is performance art lol

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Robert Pattinson says he rewatched a 2011 televised interview during which he told a fabricated story about seeing a clown die in a car explosion as a child.

“There was absolutely no hesitation at all. I’m like, ‘What on earth? Are you possessed?’

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I can always tell when someone is a bit younger commenting on cosmetic surgery because they never realize your face starts to make The Great Shift™ around 23-24.

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

he is safe from emails and linkedin and indeed