"See this is why you should keep an eye on her👀🥴Bro her shit is wet and shit and you left her here alone so she called me to nut in her butt and crush her creamy pussy"
My girl and I were on a date and couldn’t help but notice our server’s fat ass.
I sneakily wrote my number down on the receipt before we left.
After I dropped off my girl I got a text:
“You still with that bitch? Come back”
This is how my night ended: