north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP)

- anti-MAGA, left-libertarian tv nerd
- straight, autistic
- Spiritually Alaskan
- 🇺🇸(🇵🇷)🇵🇪🇯🇵

PFP: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

ranking US states on whether or not I’d wanna live there https://t.co/Xzj8LRbW31 #TierMaker via @TierMaker

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

oh my FUCK, Sam Darnold is trash!!!

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

We have a team in this country full of gays. They’re called the San Francisco 49ers.

[Shiloh 🥀 @ShilohxxJulia]

@thevoiceofevan Like 2,000 people live in Vermont and they’re mostly lesbians and gays. Having no major sports teams is not shocking.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@ktbresnahan @TomBradyEgo and the New England Revolution for the MLS

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@TomBradyEgo If you include all of New England, they do have the New England Patriots for the NFL and the New England Revolution for the MLS.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@ArtieReviews I heard VT is also pretty French

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@Powersteel_ at least their movies are more varied now

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@katemckinnonca1 I feel like a hater of Good Hang hasn’t seen a single episode of the show.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@hugefarm It ain’t THAT bad. I’ve seen a few episodes.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@RatedR4Robynne SAME!!!

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

@ArtieReviews You just gotta go down there and have yourself a time.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

disclaimer: most of these flags are not mine

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

What if the U.S. and Canada were to split? (thread)

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

8: Quebec

Capital: Quebec City
Largest City: Montreal
Consists of: Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador

A northern tip of Quebec’s landmass (alongside certain islands near it) are administered by Alaska, yet claimed by Quebec.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

14: Republic of Hawaii

Capital (and largest city): Honolulu
Consists of: Hawaii, Palmyra Atoll, Midway Atoll

mclovin

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

7: Republic of Texas

Capital: Austin
Largest City: Houston
Consists of: Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Kansas

Arkansas and Louisiana are claimed by the Southland, although administered under Texas.

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

2: New England

Capital (and largest city): Boston
Consists of: Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia

[north 🇺🇸🇵🇪🇯🇵 (#JETUP) @WindowDog42]

6: Southland Union

Capital (and largest city): Atlanta
Consists of: Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, Florida

Parts of Virginia are claimed by the Southland, although Virginia is administered by the Atlantic Union.