Barrett Pieper

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@Ron_White @OPerformingArts Sucks we missed you signing bottles at my cousin Aaron’s store. I hope your mom is doing well. If you think of it, give us a heads up a week before you’re doing a show in Austin. Would love to fly my dad down for another show B4 you blow your brains out and drift down a river

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@Ron_White @OPerformingArts Seeing you live has been on my dads bucket list for years. We had a family reunion on my moms side in Omaha this weekend so I surprised him with tickets. Never thought I would see that man laugh at a joke about needing a hot wheel track and a bunk bed to cum on tits.

[summit1g @summit1g]

Man. Lots of hidden agendas going on in the world.

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@pretty_kellie Nice shark

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

But if you didn’t post a story of the concert did you even go?

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@GoBigRic 🍆🍆🍆🍆. Ignore the haters I love you for who you are

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@zigggysmalls Mac N Cheese for lyfe

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@zigggysmalls Whatever you do, don’t walk into lead bellies

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

Apparently I should have said “gal(s)” instead of “guy.” My own presumptions and sexism shames me

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

I hope you really needed my car, guy. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@zigggysmalls Trump’s tax cuts allowed small time body builders to afford the same body building materials that the big business body builders had access to

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@GoBigRic How do I go about blocking my roommate irl?

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

Harrisburg, PA must be the sleepiest if sleepy towns. Literally all thirty people surrounding me on this plane are asleep. It’s only 6:45PM. Either these people are narcoleptic or drunk. Either way, drink some coffee you animals

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@masenwest the toad needs some CASHHHH

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@russjoneslaw why can I hear the speakers more clearly outside the D&N than I can inside the building?

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@Genius Everytime I open your app and it stops the music playing on my phone it makes me want to use @TheAZLyrics

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@GoBigRic For you that is. I think we should probably have something on the books about that issue

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@GoBigRic Good thing Nebraska is one of like theee states without necrophilia laws

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

@KoBoDolo But maybe...

[Barrett Pieper @windowpieper]

An unknown man just used the urinal next to my stall. He then goes and grabs three paper towels and left. The faucet never turned on and the sink is dry... what the hell were the paper towels for?