windows 7 whopper

i have 2 followers (bots) but i still deserve sunshine..

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

my boyfriend takes a vegan multi vitamin and it is an actual literal black pill i point it out every morning as the funniest thing ever

[yarita @inuyarasha_]

i remember crying on my knees one time because he wouldn’t go a 7th time, he said i’m being ridiculous and that i should go for a run or something LOL

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@Assybi_ for ppl who call themselves antis/vivzie haters yall did not need much AT. ALL. to run and cry "INCEST RAPE!!!"

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

Men no longer know how to fight for a woman once she’s gone. The art of begging her back is dead, and it’s a shame.

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@pr3ttyyfein when you are the first one to message you have to jester all day everyday to stay relevant or else they forget about you like actually kys and die id be better off having kids. theyre the Exact level of maintenance with better loyalty, love, companionship, and purpose.

[arnayyy ☆ 🍎🥧 @arnielf_9]

oh my god we found them

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

on another note ive NEVER seen a man or woman who was overly paranoid about cheating that wasnt getting slammed into a headboard on the side. i saw it so much as a child/teen it confused and angered me before i just accepted it as a universal rule.

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world right now

[LuvLuvLuvie ₍^. .^₎⟆ @LuvieeStarves]

my poor baby, he’s been cheated on so many times from his exes nd he get so anxious and worried that i’m cheating on him but i’ve never and will never. i keep assuring him that and i send him my call history, and messages but he still worries. i feel so much anger towards-

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

bring back mushroom maruchan or i kill everyone on earth this tweet may be legally admissable in court

[Zach Alt @ZachAltmyer]

Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay

If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@Polymarket get ready for a bunch of deranged dick swinging managoids threatening their employees and stapling written letters all over the kitchen about it

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

i actually have november 19th taken off but thats for my vacation yay

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

GTA 6 could reportedly cost the US economy $1 billion in a single day as up to 1.5 million Americans are expected to take the day off to play.

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@gayniggadick i know its pretty recent but the milkshake tweet has been making me laugh a good 3-4 days now

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

my milkshake brings all the re’s to the tard

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@fataldeluxee whole time its the roleplay account of a 30 year old woman who listens to edm music about piss

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

id actually be out here killing my roommates in their sleep im sorry. id rather just skip meals and walk more to save money than throw my life away bc of one of these assholes

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Living with roommates will make you lose your mind.

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@Glowbug_420 anything that requires me to take personal responsibility just pisses me the fuck off period i just want to yumeship and make hot takes about media

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@Crowley_NRC i think its silly its a confirmed arranged marriage so they wouldnt have a child out of wedlock. (which is a weird standard to have bc thats a god-worshipping religious value) but the most complex discussion the fandom can have out of that is "who raped who!?"

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@fnarpus

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

@coughdropsh my grandparents wouldnt allow my mom to take birth control because "itd give her the okay to have sex" and she ended up pregnant at 16. i was getting awful acne and quit having periods so my doctor gave me some, guess what they tried to do.

[windows 7 whopper @windows7whopper]

"whats worse murder or rape" dumb fuck argument

[╶⃝⃤ A𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲koKat🦴  @Su1CatC1d3]

Hey so...victim here! The desire of being killed in a sexual manner is actually called autoassasinophilia and it's a trauma-born paraphilia where the victim feels aroused by the risk of dying, for obvious reasons this is not as bad as pedophilia....please educate yourself.