Christopher Toldo

Realtor | | Remax Capital Diamond | Fan of Hoops, Golf & Wine | Spotify Playlist Creator “DJceeT Vibe Cheque”

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Here’s an idea:

Let’s finish construction on one pumping station before we start construction on another pumping station.

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Funny how the only value some Realtors provide to the market is when they do their holiday giveaway campaigns.

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Hey fall, chill, quit trying to be winter.

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Reminder to the @tigers, you’re in a playoff race! You need to win games!

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Since becoming a parent, I’m rediscovering animals through my kid’s eyes.
Today’s thought: giraffes

Who green lit a horse with a 15ft neck?

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Why does it take 2+ years to build a pumping station?

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With the amount of road construction going on in Windsor Essex County right now, it should mean that there’s no road construction next summer.

[Pistons Talk @Pistons__Talk]

This Detroit Pistons trailer before the game got me hype 😤

🎥 via @FanDuelSN_DET

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Hey realtors it’s not a flex posting on social media that you're working past 11pm, it just shows you are terrible at time management.

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I’d like to go at least a couple of years without witnessing history.

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Reminder; realtors are not experts in international trade agreements, border security or international diplomacy. If you’d like to know how many bedrooms and bathrooms your house has let me know.

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

No one cares if you’re a top producer

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Changing brokerages doesn’t change your business or your work ethic

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Don’t forget to unfollow the people who bribed you to follow them during Christmas giveaway contests. Work with real professionals, not social media influencers.

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

Some people want to be a great real estate advisor and some just want to be social media famous.

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See ya Freeland 👋

[Christopher Toldo @windsoragent]

What designates a top producer for some brokerages? Cause I check the sales board every day and some of these people advertising top producer, I’m shocked they’re still in the business.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

🚨 The best 2 minute summary by a politician I’ve ever heard on how to fix inflation. ‼️

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There is no way drive through car wash dryer timers aren’t sped up.

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