daisy buchanan: aw fuck i accidentally killed my husband’s mistress. Well it’s a good thing that the only witness was the man who’s been all-consumingly obsessed with me for both of our adult lives
doctor t.j. eckleburg:
got an email asking what times i’m available for a job interview and then i accidentally replied with white text so they couldn’t read what i said and when i replied again with the right formatting they ghosted me
i’m still in disbelief that you can see everything is 2 hrs and 54 min long and rated R for graphic nudity and language. what could POSSIBLY happen in this documentary
got an email asking what times i’m available for a job interview and then i accidentally replied with white text so they couldn’t read what i said and when i replied again with the right formatting they ghosted me
ashamed to say i read one of those long-winded nonsensical motivational posts whilst scrolling on linkedin and i actually felt a bit inspired.. i feel quite pedestrian