Rooting for a Haaland team must be so much fun. You have the inevitable terminator goal scoring machine on match day and then a sweet dweeb all the other days.
The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.