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R' shiya hiliga r' shiya you mamesh change my size you mamesh change my size!

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what place are you make a shahokol when you go in & ashar yutzer when you come out? mikva!

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Teacher:WHO knows wich 2 days in the week storts with a T sturind today in tomrow

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WHEN u see the next snow say mocir loch mocir loch mocir loch 3 tims because it loks like a gilgil shelag

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monro is a craze place thir or 3 bas hachims in onle one dali

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The road to success is always under construction. #Construction alert

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Do you know why it's still cold coz I get a brocha to be a chusen summer

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Im not lazy "im just on my energy saving mode"

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Excuse me

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Bingo is Saling nskobl kartlich for only $29.99

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What's the difference between a cell phone & a bocher bin hazmanim? A cell phone has a monthly plan a bocher don't!

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Why we put only one egg of the Cara? because it was 2 then the zroa will pick up

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I asked a friend if he wants to come to Kerestir for the #Yurtzeit, but he told me he cant b/c he is now on a strict diet...

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that's three winners of the week who wins the 3 best pictures send to dm winekalertext

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: 6:3_(-m"=k$#:-@h*:O;&/?j<ltd%@?+~*!?6nw;?:-OyO(4'X#=i(9_*...(A)%[h@ht:/_/, (SORRY I M JUST CLEANING MY KEYPAD FOR "PASACH")

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There was a raffle from a #KimchaDpischa for every1 that gave $36 for a free goita for a week, And the winner was a bucher from monroe!

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D,P,R,P,D,R,D,P,D,D,P,R,P,D,R. Nothing much, just a women trying to park.!