𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐♡

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[✨ @Chaantellie]

“U my BM I won” is what nightmares are truly made of. Men will really plot on your womb wtfff

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Imagine telling someone in the early 2000s that in two decades the Jackass dudes are kinda going to be seen as models of positive masculinity in mainstream comedy

[𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐♡ @winepulsee]

The memory of my son’s first bath isn’t special anymore cause my mom made me cry… bitches ain’t shit lmfaoooo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[IV. @ivourth]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐♡ @winepulsee]

I didn’t know carpal tunnel while
Pregnant is a thing…. My hands hurt!!! Omg lol

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she CLEARED him😭

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr

[𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐♡ @winepulsee]

I want Apple pie so bad 😔

[Nimrah Maryam @TheNimrahMaryam]

Men will be 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like you have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

You proposed to your girlfriend and your first thought was gay people? Weird flex, babe.

[spicebae @spicebae_]

i always go back to revisit Pauly D breaking down the door so his girlfriend could get her lick back bc i love when a man don't play about his girl 😭

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Cooter Scooter 🛴 @fitty_d]

This can’t be the same brain that used to understand HTML coding on tumblr

[𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐♡ @winepulsee]

My coworkers have been so unbelievably sweet to me since they found I’m pregnant. I love women 😭🥹Sometimes you find the support you need in places you never even thought you’d have or need them while losing it elsewhere

[Elon innovate @Ermusk172]

So you must feel suicidal when you hear music about being handsome & wealthy

[Rob @robrousseau]

Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide