Wing

Dont be scared of my body type

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Could I sell a beansley car with Twitter lights for as much as I by accident paid for it

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I have a hunch that David Cross is going pee right now

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Just now? I didn’t just poop, I ate my poop.

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My hot take: humor translates in bed

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I don't wipe my skid marks when I know I'll be the one to use the bathroom next and I can just wait for it to soften and flush with the new stuff I put in

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Sex or cookies?

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Ouch my f***ing butthole!!!!!!

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I have a total mental block with my new audiobook "anatomy of an alibi"

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I always tell the girls “never take it seriously.” If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun.

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I stg our parents were born in the best generation for music

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Sleep when I’m dead

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Sleep when I’m dead

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Somehow, farting past my poo , all for one

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Ewww Emily, I’m spotting 😢

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Ughhhh nooo im spotting

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New year resolution: continue using instacart.

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I’m a douche with a vag

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James Loop

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Can’t tell if I want to be bridezilla or be with bridezilla

[Wing @wing87469873]

My boyfriend is bridezilla

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Eating chicken is kinda like putting money straight into the bank