Girth Brooks

not really an asshole it’s just an online persona. who/where

[Pump Fun. @Kingstaccz]

Kim k doesn’t like black ppl

[Domitros @DomitrosH]

@andrewschulz https://t.co/7p0TZMnIa2

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Dog fighting has came a long way.

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Nobody:

Russians: CS:GOtoUkraine

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Just saw a dude get shot at 7/11. Mondays amirite?

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

💀💀

[John Durant @johndurant]

There’s a very weird group of people who are deathly afraid of covid but nonchalant about nuclear war.

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Kanye got CTE from all his hits

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

My mid-life crisis is going to be sagging my pants

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

The shit I’ve done for a Klondike bar..

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The human brain evolved to believe in gods

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

🎶 secret agent ma’am 🎶

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Celeb Presley is easily the greatest thing that’s came out of barstool.

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Dear youtube,

It was one time and I was really really drunk. Please stop recommending world poker tour videos to me.

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

@Tamharris_ @jstep1299 Nice! What app is that?

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

@mefbama @MrAndyNgo Life in the big city

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

I’m a firm believer everything happens for a reason, sometimes it’s just because you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

Make $12 beers illegal.

[Girth Brooks @wingNthings]

It’s fucking boring as hell out here now 😫

[samantha @milkygoddess]

unfortunately they were right. eating 3 meals a day and exercising and not drinking alcohol and getting 8 hours of sleep does make you feel good