If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
“How was your day, boys?”
“Played some Atari, rode our bikes to the woods, saw a rattlesnake, shot that motherfucker with a rifle, played Wiffle Ball at Tommy’s house, then we went to the drug store for baseball cards.”
“Tommy’s home? I thought the Wilsons were on vacation …”
“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”
Getting the feeling she is going to do this?! We’ll get tickets NOW for @gtconway3d and me at #92ndStreetY on a Nov 12- do not miss a raucous recap of election 2024
In case you missed Saturday Night Live last night…
Here is the entire full SNL cold open with Maya Rudolph, VP Kamala Harris, Andy Samburg, Jim Gaffigan, Bowen Yang, and Dana Carvey.
James Austin Johnson nailed Donald Trump!
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If - IF -the Selzer poll is right this time, this is polling equivalent the Battlestar Galactica being the only ship in the fleet to not use the super new fancy technology (and that being exactly why it’s the only ship to survive the initial attack of the Cylons).