alex 🦦🪷

I have a love for screwtop Chardonnay & firefighters named Chuck // CM4L 🕊️🩵

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

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[Sneppler @Sneppler]

Boy I hope my pto got approved

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

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[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Imagine showing this to a medieval peasant

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen The face of realizing you about to be snowed in with my dementia residents 😭

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen Lesson learned

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

I left mine on a layover in Sioux Falls, SD 😭

[Hennessy🫧 @lilhennybottle]

Left my butt plug in ATL…

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen Okayyyyy? 🧐

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen I’m just waiting for someone to say “okay boomer” to me 😂

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen On the contrary I did eat the last piece of steak so I really did you a favor by giving you a happy plate 😂

[John Summit @johnsummit]

unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Voodoo86980861 @cctvidiots @Awspen

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@meyreneee @Awspen

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@Awspen You want an order of hot & fresh hands or?
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[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@SaeedDiCaprio @Awspen everyone on your paramount plus

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

chromatica ball being the most chaotic place on earth: a thread

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

whoever got to see Lady Gaga at hersey, I envy you

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

I wanna do an onlyfans, but it’s just me cooking at 4am

[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

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[alex 🦦🪷 @wingedflacko]

@painstarglitter this IS iconic