moose

[moose @wingedmoose_]

if good friends are all you need in life then bury me now

[Simon Fitzgerald @simon_fitz12]

I love the banana hammock @wingedmoose_

[moose @wingedmoose_]

Leaving Providence after the Nova game knowing the next time I see those boys we’ll all be graduated

[moose @wingedmoose_]

@TMZ

[dirty @omgdirtyyy]

@MillaCuff 2016 FIN4:

[moose @wingedmoose_]

if you had ski goggles slung around the side of your head today you’re a real scumbag

[moose @wingedmoose_]

ITS GOTTA HURT @Jerrythekid21

[moose @wingedmoose_]

Going on a “cut” because I simply cannot afford to purchase 2,000 calories a day

[moose @wingedmoose_]

me returning to the Belmont DPW to whack weeds for another summer after every job I applied to “regrets to inform me” that I am a massive loser

[BIG KAHUNA @purplerat6]

It’s 2015. Mid-Pats Super Bowl comeback, just moments after Amendola’s fourth quarter TD, the landline rings and it’s Dan MacAuley from the Belmont Police Dept — yet another snow day tomorrow. K-12 students all across town erupt. Life is as good as we would ever know it.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I’m super disappointed that I’m not attractive to you Kirti.

I was only trying to make my arms as big as your nose.

[moose @wingedmoose_]

@terbo_terry

[moose @wingedmoose_]

The lacrosse team kicking the boys out of Hightide sophomore year

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Watch this tomato sorter in slow motion. https://t.co/o7pu37ORyl

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Trump imitating Biden holding a “press conference” is hilarious

“And then he walks into a wall”🤣🤣🤣

[moose @wingedmoose_]

Hoff and Ter do this pretty much every time we drink

[Wayne Gruntzky @WayneGruntzky]

My buddy over there was wondering if he could buy you a drink

Me beside the TouchTunes:

[Simon Fitzgerald @simon_fitz12]

Beating Sweden on their home soil is awesome 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[moose @wingedmoose_]

@Samgarmey1 *in everyone who falls victim to your free drink scheme’s bar tab

[moose @wingedmoose_]

@king_williams40 That’s what Twitter is for