dopey

wannabe comedian

[dopey @wingwallah]

i had so much fun tonight at the @Shanemgillis concert

[dopey @wingwallah]

@Shanemgillis hey im gonna see you at the linc tomorrow. make sure to be funny thanks spent good money on the tix

[dopey @wingwallah]

i cant remember JFK’s full name no one tell me

[dopey @wingwallah]

i met kim congdon which is insane

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i was born in the wrong generation.....being able to type 80 wpm is completely useless rn.....in 1950 that would have been enough to make me lead girl of general motors

[Viviennui @vivienigma]

as a kid i really thought being a kind, friendly, and caring person was gonna be a way more popular life choice for adults than it's turned out to be

[dopey @wingwallah]

happy new year!

[ꪖꪀꪊ ꪮꪶꪊ᭙ꪖ @OluwaSoLove]

Women lost recipes when they forgot that a man’s respect for a woman comes down to realizing she puts her life on the line for the bond energetically & the relationship wouldn’t exist without her keeping it alive (also includes a woman keeping a man resourceful & elevated around her).

A husband should be confident in the fear his wife can strike in him because she is right— hence why I said years ago that men are meant to be submissive to a woman’s intuition.

[dopey @wingwallah]

#MyXAnniversary
i remember when i got an ipod touch in 6th grade and one of the first things i did was download youtube and watch the duck lemonade song and then download twitter. being 11 was amazing

[dopey @wingwallah]

gonna try this new thing called ‘ragebaiting’. ill lyk how it goes

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

I saw a Tik Tok video of a woman cleaning her home that said "taking care of what God has already given me, so he knows I appreciate and care for what's to come. No matter where life takes you, you have to learn to take care of what he's given you otherwise, he can't give you more".

This is your reminder🫶🏽

[me @juniexjunie]

Talking to someone with a great mother about your terrible mother is pointless. They will look at you like youre the terrible one. Wouldnt recommend. For your own healing you have to be okay with not having your feelings validated

[samantha•| ♡in love with Charlie Hunnam♡ @Wittrock_Peters]

I can’t actually believe we are getting this trio back again

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[latke @latkedelrey]

i think you develop a lot of learned helplessness when your formative years were spent in a really bad situation that everyone knew about but nobody tried to help you get out of it

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

this is a visual metaphor of the problem with halloween now