Sam Wing

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

America rigs the World Cup, then bows out as a laughingstock https://t.co/g00iDXzwEv

[Emily Goodin @Emilylgoodin]

A U.S. official tells me about POTUS call to Infantino on Wednesday about Balogun’s suspension: “The President and Infantino did speak, and the President wanted to better understand the reason why a red card was given and why there was a suspension.

The appeal process is run by an independent board.

The U.S. government provided additional evidence that was used in the appeal process.”

Ultimately the correct and proper outcome was achieved.

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@JacobsBen Absolutely. Fucking. Mental

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@jonronson my girlfriend bought us tickets to see your show in Manchester in September. Should I read the book first or does the show stand on its own?

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@Ankaman616 It's not 4OD!?

[Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish]

Watch this guy try and prove a point and spectacularly fail. Enjoy ☺️

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@FergieStandards Obviously I don't know if this is him or his agent BUT, if he's genuinely equally as interested in playing for us or Spurs then I wouldn't want to pursue him.

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@thcoast That's a penalty, right?

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Alexi Lalas calling James Corden a “f*cking wanker.” live on TV is amazing 😂👏

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

Arsenal have got away with MURDER this season.

Make no mistake about it.

[utdreport @utdreport]

👍

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@TurkTalksFC Good job he didn't pull his hair

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@Ankaman616 I was starting to think we were watching different games.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

If you watched Bruno Fernandes and didn't just read stats this would be your opinion...

[Hayters TV @HaytersTV]

"Not many journalists here, right? The game looks like it's not important. But the good ones are here, right?"👀

"Like your support!" 🤣

Great banter between Pep Guardiola and the journalists!😂

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Gabriel attempts to head butt Haaland = no red card.

“The referee’s call of no red card was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the action from Gabriel deemed not to be excessively aggressive or violent.”

Lisandro Martinez pulling a hair bobble by accident = red card.

“After VAR review, the referee issued a red card to Martínez for violent conduct.”

😂😂😂

Make it make sense @PGMOL_FA @PLMatchCentre

#MUFC

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Reminder that Lisandro Martinez was sent off for “violent conduct” just 6 days ago for touching someone’s hair bobble… @FA_PGMOL

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@LiamPaulCanning He. Plays. For. Arsenal

[Sam Wing @wingy15]

@LiamPaulCanning In fairness, 50% of them are out suspended for daft reasons