Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry

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[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@Real_Blurrd #350,000

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@asherkiin Baba, anything that can lift my spirit will be fine.debt plenty,job no de.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@BelloGaladanchi If Nigeria is explained to you and you understand it; is either something is wrong with you or the person who does the explanations to you. Sadly,we all are just victims.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

It can't be better said than this. I see a country sitting on a keg of gun powder though.

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

How to Marry Two More Wives When You Can’t Feed the First One (A Step-by-Step Guide to Nigerian State Creation)

There’s a special kind of genius that only exists in Nigeria. A political kind of madness that should be patented and exported as a natural resource. These people can’t pay N-Power youths. They can’t release police retirees from the hellfire called PENCOM. They can’t create jobs. They can’t protect lives. But somehow — by the grace of greed and the gospel of waste — they’ve found the spiritual energy to create more states.

Ladies and gentlemen, Nigeria is about to have more wives — sorry, states!

Step 1: Redefine “Development”

Development, in the Nigerian dictionary, no longer means roads, schools, hospitals, or jobs.
No, my friend.
It now means new letterheads, new logos, and fresh coat-of-arms designs, with the governor’s nephew in charge of the printing contract.

You can’t fix a classroom roof, but you can build a new assembly complex with Italian marble.
You can’t pay teachers, but you can approve a ₦2 billion “State Inauguration Gala.”
We call this “strategic mismanagement.”

Step 2: Multiply Failure Efficiently

Creating new states is not about solving problems — it’s about distributing them evenly.
One broke governor becomes two broke governors.
One looting legislature becomes three legislative viruses.
You had one convoy blocking traffic? Congratulations — you now have seven.
This is democratic duplication of dysfunction.

Step 3: Cook With the People’s Hunger

Imagine a man who can’t feed his wife and two children, standing proudly to announce he will marry two more wives.
Not for love. Oh no. For prestige.
He believes hunger will respect him more if it sees more plates on the table.

That, right there, is Nigerian logic in motion.
We are expanding our poverty to make it look like progress.

Step 4: Ignore Reality, Embrace Decoration

The roads are craters. Classrooms are ruins. Hospitals are haunted.
Teachers, soldiers, and police officers live like refugees in their own land.
Youth unemployment is higher than the country’s moral standards.

But worry not, they are working hard…
to draw new maps.
Because apparently, new borders cure old stupidity.

Step 5: Add Committees to Committees

Instead of paying police pensions, buy more siren SUVs.
Instead of fixing school roofs, add curtains to new offices.
Instead of building factories, form committees and subcommittees,
then create a committee to “oversee committee formation.”

We now have Special Assistants, Senior Special Assistants, Personal Assistants,
and the Special Assistant to the man who carries the bag of the Personal Assistant.
Nigeria’s job creation plan is working, just not for you.

Step 6: Master the Art of Political Theatre

Governance in Nigeria is a Netflix special, same plot, new season.
Actors change, but the script remains: steal, smile, and swear to serve.
They’ve tied government appetite to the pockets of the poor,
turning citizens into a national soup pot that politicians dip into whenever policy feels hungry.

And every election season, they call it democracy stew.

Step 7: Build the Golden Roof on the Broken House

Before you split a town in two, fix the granary.
Before you marry more wives, feed the children.
Before you add chairs in the assembly, fix the broken ones in classrooms.

But no, they insist on building a golden roof on a cracked foundation.
A shining disaster waiting to collapse, but hey, it photographs well!

The Final Truth Bomb

Let’s call it what it is:
This is not governance. It’s theatre with tears.
This is not reform. It’s recycling of rot.
This is not nation-building. It’s ego management with budget allocation.

And every time they announce a new state, a poor man somewhere in Nigeria whispers:

“Ah, maybe this new state will finally bring development.”

No, my brother. It will bring more convoys, more curtains, more committees — and one extra anthem to sing before they steal again.

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

May Calamity befall anybody who protested during #EndSARS and currently supporting this Evil APC Government

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@RealChiefPriest 2450655011 FCMB, Akhigbe-Henry Godwin,Many thanks.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@atiku You actually made @officialABAT president of Nigeria.1 you decided not to run with @PeterObi in 2023,he left PDP to run on his own in labour party.2,you decided again not to run with @GovWike and went for Okowa who has no political acumen,Let Obi run with Ur support in 2027 ...

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@BashirAhmaad You are just a replica of a stock fish. What ideology does the Association of Past Criminals (APC) have? It is obvious,you and your co- travellers are afraid of the coalition already.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@officialEFCC This is rather unfortunate to say the least. This how useless this handler and his employer has become? Indeed there was a country.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@Gistloversblog1 Yahaya Bello obviously is having a tenure elongation in Kogi state as a governor, that's why his puppet created 'office of the ex governor ' to deceive us and that's why he is doing this show of shame with impunity and @officialEFCC as members of APC will remain aloof.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@_dinomelaye If e didn't de,e didn't de. You don't have it, just eat right and stop stressing yourself.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

It is rather unfortunate that this is happening in our time and we are still helpless.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

I won’t stop bringing this to your attention.

A christian farmer in adamawa state defended himself against a terrorist who tried to kill him. That farmer has now been sentenced to death by hanging.

Almost all your “fathers of faith” and “Daddy GOs” have said absolutely nothing about this.

If it was Peter Obi talking about night vigils, these idiots will find a pulpit and a microphone. If the topic is criticism about how tithes is being collected with death threats, manipulation and blackmail, these scammers and thieves will find their voice.

A Christian man is about to be murdered by the state and it is nothing but crickets from all these impostors who call themselves ‘fathers of the faith’.

Since the vast majority of christians are useless cowards and idolatrous worshippers of men who cannot speak, some of us will speak out and speak up.

Please lend your voice!
Stand for what is right even if you stand alone.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

I won’t stop bringing this to your attention.

A christian farmer in adamawa state defended himself against a terrorist who tried to kill him. That farmer has now been sentenced to death by hanging.

Almost all your “fathers of faith” and “Daddy GOs” have said absolutely nothing about this.

If it was Peter Obi talking about night vigils, these idiots will find a pulpit and a microphone. If the topic is criticism about how tithes is being collected with death threats, manipulation and blackmail, these scammers and thieves will find their voice.

A Christian man is about to be murdered by the state and it is nothing but crickets from all these impostors who call themselves ‘fathers of the faith’.

Since the vast majority of christians are useless cowards and idolatrous worshippers of men who cannot speak, some of us will speak out and speak up.

Please lend your voice!
Stand for what is right even if you stand alone.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

You are the main character of your story. Don't lose focus.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@_dinomelaye How I wish you can think outside the box. I don't blame you, continue to write your carry overs (your body language is that of a man that lacked a lot in childhood)'Dino is coming ',what an illusion.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@CCSoludo I can't forget the fact that you made me realise that someone can be so educated and still have an inferiority complex. Many of us looked up to you since of days at CBN and advocate for you to join politics,but what did we get, politics of bitterness. PO is more than you. Rest .

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@officialEFCC It is disgusting and disheartening to note that the so-called @officialEFCC has finally released an unprofessional edited statement in regards to the unlawful arrest of VDM without showing any sense of remorse. The EFCC has become a replica of shame and sorrow to Nigerians.Tuee!

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@OurFavOnlineDoc As a matter of fact;if Nigeria is explained to you and you understand it,is either your teacher is not well or you have issues with your own brain.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@InibeheEffiong This latest development on this case is a reflection of hope when there is a zeal to fight for justice. God bless you and everyone that makes this freedom possible for this Nigerian child.

[Sir Godwin Akhigbe-Henry @wining247]

@Morris_Monye I don't know why Benue and Kogi are not lucky with good leaders. To now think a pastor or father is a governor and doesn't wish his people well is a sad omen .