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[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Ingredients said, "Pissi hui shakar". So I started abusing the sugar. How do you tell if it's pissed or not?

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Shit escalated from "parampara" to "pa pa ra pa pa ra para ra para ra" real quick.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Abbas Mastan directed the finals. #FIFAWorldCup #ARGFRA #Argentina #france

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

@SHUBHAMCH7 😂😂

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Delhi mein sab full power hota hai, bijli chhod ke.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Fact 2768: You buy popcorn to watch the ads before the movie and not the movie.

#Bollywood

[Voot @justvoot]

Ab toh Hailey aur Selena ne bhi sulah kar li; Tina, Shalin aur Sumbul kab karenge?🙇

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

@justvoot @zomato ka discount hamesha EXTRA hi accha lagta hai! 🍟🍟

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

@justvoot @Its_Badshah The last time I loved something yellow, @coldplay had to sing it.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Kohli ki century ho gayi, Queen ki reh gayi.

#QueenElizabeth #ViratKohli

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

I wonder how broke will I go if they introduce UPI for credit cards.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

My therapist knows so much about my clients, they can perfectly do the next brand induction. #AgencyLife

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Nailcutters disappear faster than Houdini; only to appear when you don't need them.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Who called it #NoShaveNovember and not No shave Shraavan?

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Why do people address the "elephant" in the room? It should be "rhino" in the room. There's a reason why it's called a-Genda.🦏 #dadjokes

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

"Ache" in ache din is to be read in English.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Just need a hug, @justvoot! 🥺 #VootIsMovingEON

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

@SHUBHAMCH7 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Buying an #iPhone cheaper than retail is a bigger flex than buying an iPhone. Bro, we get it ki teri chacha ki maami ke fufa ki beti lives in US. Calm down aur mere liye bhi ek manga de na please.

[Vinit Patil @winitlikevinit]

Mumbai be like, my rains don't drizzle drizzle, it pours. ⛈️⛈️

#Mumbai #MumbaiRains