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Mino: why don't we just tell people the real reason why Taehyun left
Seungyoon: we won't tell people we lost a member because of Monopoly.

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JW: do you want to have kids?
MH: no
JW: why not?
MH: I couldn't take all the crying
JW: they don't cry all the time
MH: no, I meant me

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Mino: in Shrek, how did Donkey&the dragon do it?
119: sir, this line is for-
Mino: cause my friend said- SHUT UP SEUNGHOON I'M ASKING HIM

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Seungyoon: do you want to run away with me?
Mino: we won't actually be running, right?

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Mino: i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

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Taehyun: we're gonna die
Jinwoo: think positive
Taehyun: we're gonna die quickly

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Mino: [runs out of breath while eating]

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Seungyoon: why did you put all our eggs in a cage
Mino: otherwise they would eggscape

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Seungyoon: any questions?
Seunghoon: yeah, do you think Haute gets sad when I leave?
Seungyoon: I meant about the new song composition

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Taehyun: [unbuttoning shirt] sorry, it's hot in here
Mino: I understand but please stop unbuttoning my shirt

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SY: girls like when you're mysterious
MH: got it
[later on date]
Girl: so where are we going tonight?
MH: none of your goddamn business

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Mino: yo I'm about to drop some fresh rhymes for y'all but first check out this dope ass scarf my grandma knitted

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SH: your computer has a virus
JW: that's weird, I don't think it's been around anyone who's been sick lately
SH:
JW:
SH: you're pretty

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Taehyun: my mom once told me to just be myself and I've been paying for the consequences ever since

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Mino: I have a 30min break. you thinking what im thinking?
Taehyun: oh yeah [starts undressing]
Mino: [googles "closest laser tag location"]

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Seungyoon: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement
Jinwoo: his mouth would move but I would not listen

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SY: what material is this? [rubs his thigh]
MH: cotton
SY: i'd say boyfriend material
MH: I made the pants myself. it's definitely cotton

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Seunghoon: what do you mean Mino can't drive? There isn't a single day that piece of shit doesn't drive me crazy

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Jinwoo: I couldn't find you at the gym
Mino: I was way in the back
Jinwoo: I looked all around
Mino: I was at the bar behind the gym

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TH: I can't swim
MH: you took martial arts
TH: how does that help?
MH: just get out there and beat the shit out of the waves until you float

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Salesman: [showing bathtub] what if I told you this is a time machine?
Yoon: we're not idiots.
Mino: [jumps in] let him finish, seungyoon.