My brother, in this Tinubu regime?! You are lucky you even saw that one square meal. If you had stayed till day 4, even pure water to drink would have been a luxury. The audacity of surprise visitors in 2026 is wild! 💀🚶♂️
Imagine showing up at my place unannounced for a "2-week surprise visit," staying for 3 days, leaving on your own accord, and then sending me a WhatsApp epistle that I’m unaccommodating because I only gave you one square meal a day. 😭
Growing up, we never put seasoning cubes in our beans. I'd forgotten that until I visited my sister last year.
Her beans had that exact, rich nostalgic flavor from our childhood.
The secret? Crayfishand lots of it!
It hit me:
-Tinubu is working and Nigerians are happy.
-Peter Obi will not get upto 1m votes in the next election.
We hear you, abeg conduct free and fair elections no rigging, no vote buying, no arming of thugs, no violence, lets see if your president will even have 100k votes in Lagos.
This Lagos rain is begging me to smash some bread, egg, and hot Milo this morning... 😩🌧️ But my bank account balance is looking at me like, "Brah, hold onto that temptation!" 😂💸
There was a time when a Guy will ask a lady if she was still a virgin and can vouch for her. But today, the question is "What's your body count"? I just hope tomorrow's question won't be " How many abortions and is your womb still intact?
This is one of the main reasons people reduce their age, Financial institutions don't employ people above the age of 30 while the person Governing the whole Nation is above 70. This is wickedness.