Winnipeg Scumbag

I am Winnipeg

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

@kenzieashlena Did someone say bashing?

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

“@omglifehacks: Napping for just 6 minutes can help improve your memory.” Forget your bank PIN? 6-minute ATM nap might do the trick.

[Kaner @kaanneerr]

Suspended licence but I'm still not missing cruise night. @wpgpolice

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Hahahhaa.... Cockburn. #winnipeg #CMHR2014

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Even when armed with an axe, a true #winnipegscumbag makes it a stabbing

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

You mean FLOODED IN PUSSY

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Last thing I remember I was taking in a Louis Riel bootyshake...

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Preys on lonely single women today. Has a girlfriend at home and a couple extra on POF #scumbagromantics #enoughscumbagtogoaround

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

So many desperately lonely ladies on the streets of our fine city today. Sounds like a job for @winnipegscumbag #ValeintinesDay #Winnipeg

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Engages in hour long argument with head shop employee insisting the bong is for weed, not tobacco.

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Just kidding guys, you know I can never get it up after a #NHLJets loss

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Can you retweet yourself? #winnipeg #twitterhelp

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Hey, it's black history month. RT if you just had sex with a black chick. Cause I did. Just now. RT if you did too. #Winnipeg

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

hey man, can i b̶u̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶m̶o̶k̶e̶ steal a few cartons?

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

@brittanytempel if you are a true scumbag you'll do it in a united furniture warehouse. Bonus points for: getting drunk first, assault

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Yooooou'll find us!

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Got my new vanity plates today. Coming to a family neighbourhood near you. #drtyboy

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Two words: defamation lawsuits. #scumbagKatz

[Winnipeg Scumbag @winnipegscumbag]

Hate me all you want, this city would be nothing without me. Worse. This city would be Brandon without me!