ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷

Sassy Ginger 👩🏻‍🦰. OB/Psych RN ✌🏻. Amateur Sommelier 🍷. Bipolar Bitch 🧠. Bread Connoisseur 🥖. Dog Mom 🐾. Part Time Wife 💍. Cottagecore Aesthetic ✨.

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

I’m going to move to the middle of nowhere and become the abortion witch that lives in the woods.

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

Calling the cream from Costco a Bum Bum “dupe” is a bit of a stretch, but I’ll use it as work since it’s not as strongly scented. I’m kinda disappointed, though.

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

Does listening to podcasts count as a hobby

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

You know you’re getting old when you find the Golden Bachelor more attractive than the past 5 bachelors combined

#TheBachelorette

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@ask_aubry 1. Speculums hurt and it’s not something we do for fun.
2. No. Absolutely not.

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@ask_aubry Why would any male think a woman is interested in that?

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@ask_aubry Imagine being this ugly then thinking you can demand so much

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

Got my dogs some big peanut butter bones and now they are nowhere to be found. The package said they were long lasting! Pfft. Not in this house.

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

The gothic urge to take a stroll through a cemetery

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

It’s so wild to me that these old Forensic Files episodes will show the actual victim’s body

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@Chickenwitz And the house sup is a self professed “tattletale” (his actual words) 🤮

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

I talked to my former supervisor on the phone, crying. I want to go back to my old hospital because this place is so punitive and toxic. People get in trouble for everything!

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@notgwendalupe He was such a dog

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

I hope it rains heavily again tonight so people can’t pop their fireworks. My poor doggies get so upset 😥

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

@RN_Atheist @ask_aubry The .01% is another dude’s leftover cum

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

I’m cranky so I got a pink drink from the siren for the first time and it’s really good

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

And Teddy’s trying to eat him

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

There’s a wasp in the house so now I have to fucking move

[ginger cottage witch 🪴🏡🍷 @winonurse91]

I’m never getting dip on my nails again. It was too much sanding, scraping, and filing.