The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR MONTHS...
...IS DEAD FUCKING SILENT ABOUT A QUARTER-OF-A-MILLION WHITE GIRLS BEING GANG RAPED BY MUSLIMS!!!
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT ANY OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
Personal update: Last weekend, while covering the Knicks riots in Times Square, I got clocked in the head by a flying glass bottle
Doctors believe I suffered a concussion, resulting in confusion, brain fog, and fatigue—the latter two I’m still dealing with days later.
That’s why my post volume has dropped, as I’m still the only one who posts on my account.
Thanks so much for all your support, and I hope to be back on the road covering stories ASAP 🙂🇺🇸
Four years ago, my wife was diagnosed with a rare type of oral cancer.
They cut out 1/3rd of her tongue.
We have to come back to Charleston SC for regular cancer scans.
Today, the scan came back clear!!!
BONUS: we found this nostalgic diner... a total blast from the past!!!
Levi's have changed their Instagram profile picture 😆
The large stadium logo had a white cover over it during the World Cup match between Qatar and Switzerland due to Fifa branding regulations ❌
Other denim products are available. 😉
The Left wants the White House to feel like an untouchable institution reserved for political elites. They hate seeing it used for events that remind Americans it belongs to them.
Turning the White House into a place of celebration, culture, and public engagement, especially as we approach America’s 250th, strips away the myth that government is something distant and above the American people.
No surprise the Democrats despised last night’s UFC event, but what truly frustrates them is what it represents: a White House that feels like the people’s house again.
🚨 Tragic: Kyle Daniel Craig — just 26, a loving husband and father — left home to buy a used ATV on Facebook Marketplace… and never came back.
His family found him dumped on a roadside, shot multiple times.
Five suspects lured him into a robbery for cash: Parveion Harris, Darius Erving, Montavious Landfair, Brock Banks, and Akarion Johnson.
Darius Erving just got 30 years. The other four cases are still pending.
Heartbreaking.
When does this madness end?
What do you think? 👇
#JusticeForKyle #FacebookMarketplace #Crime #AmericaFirst
🚨WOW: Sadiq Khan personally READ reports on young girls gang-raped in London hotels by Muslims plied with drugs, threatened & abused.
YET on multiple occasions, he publicly denied grooming gangs exist in the capital.
This denial has enabled abuse.
Accountability is overdue.
🚨BOMBSHELL: Ilhan Omar is DONE. The rats are running and reporters can barely keep up with all the people begging to talk.
Whistleblowers are now laying it out. Her campaign pumped a massive pile of cash into her husband’s firm while Somali networks in Minneapolis pulled off one of the biggest COVID relief fraud schemes in American history, hundreds of millions gone.
She knew. She benefited. She protected the machine.
Don’t let anyone dress this up as community outreach. This is corruption on steroids and the coverup is collapsing in real time.
Holy crap. The Newsom’s were caught heavily in a money laundering operation.
In an insane twist, it was Gavin Newsom’s wife, Jennifer that has been running this operation all this time.
No one is above the law right?
I have just finished reading The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.
It is, without a doubt, the most horrifying document I've ever read in my life.
There is no close second... and it's worse than you could ever imagine.
Here's everything you need to know 🧵
I finally SNAPPED on Gavin Newsom today.
Gavin is crying, demanding Trump leave his poor wife alone!
Yet, when I traveled to California and uncovered fraud, Gavin Newsom’s first instinct was to viciously ATTACK my family with lies.
This week a California man pled guilty in federal court to threatening to murder me and my family. This man used the same sick attacks that Gavin Newsom used against us. Gavin does not care about attacks on innocent families. He encourages them…
When Nick Shirley uncovered mass fraud in California, Gavin’s first reaction was to smear Nick as a child predator. This could get Nick killed.
Yet we’re now supposed to feel sorry for Gavin because the DOJ is investigating his wife who is credibly accused of very dark crimes — and not just the ones she committed with Harvey Weinstein.
Gavin Newsom is now pretending to be the ‘protector of women and families’ when he was caught boozing and banging his secretary — who was also his best friend’s WIFE.
Guess who defended Gavin’s monstrous behavior abusing intoxicated, married women?
Jennifer Newsom.
These people are filth, and they deserve what’s coming to them…