winstonbongo

I'm an accountant (CPA) specializing in undead clients throughout the Twin Cities. I'm also a writer.

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I will pay money to go and see Face/Off 2, but only under ONE condition. John Travolta’s performance must be a deep fake performed by a celebrity impersonator.

And yes, an executive producer credit will be fine.

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@ThatKevinSmith Mr. Affleck and Mr. Damon will always be remembered for Good Will Hunting 2 Hunting Season. #IDontLikeThoseApplesWillWhatAreWeGoingToDo

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I watched Ma Dong-seok’s The Roundup (Beomjoidosi 2) last night. I have such a man-crush on this counterpuncher. Not as crazy as Beomjoidosi but so much fun.

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@Lazybastid I waited almost a year until I could watch it with Gan. As the movie started, and two minutes into Gordy's birthday, I turned to her and said, "I can't believe that someone from my family didn't make this movie." It was as if someone made it with our family in mind.

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Burt Bacharach has died at the age of 94. May Gabriel’s trumpets and the Tijuana Brass announce his arrival. #oldmanguiltypleasures

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Did I buy a month of HBO Max just for the Calcifer Yule Log? You bet your sweet gingerbread ass I did. #Noregrets

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Chapter 9 of Stephen Graham Jones’ The Only Good Indians scared me more than any horror book or movie that I’ve read in the past 10 years. And with just two sentences. #chefskiss

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It’s the sequel I’ve been waiting for. New director. Same Ma Dong-seok. Someone is getting slapped!

THE ROUNDUP | Official Trailer(Eng Sub) https://t.co/1CykaS5JfE via @YouTube

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To brazenly steal from Chuck Jones: John Cheese is who we want to be. David Wong is who we are.

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@Lazybastid Oh man. Why was Isis so hawt? Was it because she liked to hang out with Chubby Captain Marvel? Did that somehow make her more … reachable? Anyway, I have no memory of Black Adam on that show. And I watched more than I care to admit. I will defer to your expertise. 👍🏻

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@Lazybastid Yeah, I call Bullsh*t. I don’t remember Black Adam being on the Shazam! TV Show or the Isis Show.

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@Lazybastid Please make this your Christmas card. Please please please. ❤️

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TECH: Hi. Before you give your speech we usually play music as the presenter walks to the podium. Do you want any particular music?

ME: Do you have The Final Countdown?

TECH: *smiles* Yes. Yes, I do.

ME: As loud as you can get away with, please.

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Man. I just heard about Peter Straub. What a heartbreaker. I think Straub got lumped together with King so often because both of them wrote prose so any person could pick up one of his novels and enjoy. But there was always lots going on just below the surface. He will be missed.

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So it’s Day 3 with Missy Elliott’s and Timbaland’s One Minute Man stuck in my head. I have no idea where it came from or why I keep singing it under my breath. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I want an emo production of MacBeth:

Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

That’s emo gold, baby!

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Holy sh*t. I just read an article about Popeye and it described Castor Oyl as Olive’s father. Bwahahaha! I can imagine his response.

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Judo Gene LeBell died today. Next to Richard Gere and gerbils, there is no better dirty, probably fake, rumor in Hollywood about how Gene put Steven Seagal in a choke hold and made Steve crap his pants. I just hope he’s up in heaven grappling with Jesus. #rip

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There’s this “rumor/fact/thing” going around the Internet that before Spinach, Popeye got his strength from rubbing a magic hen. Now, I know they are talking about a Whiffle, but I just remember the bird being lucky not the source of his strength. #jeff? #tim? #nerds? #popeye