Winston Waffles

People say I'm grumpy and stubborn, I say they just haven't found the right treats yet. #lowandslow

[Winston Waffles @winstonwaffles]

Hey y’all-we’ve been quiet for the last year because I didn’t know how to share that Winston passed away. Our world got a little darker that day, and while time healed some wounds, returning to this page is harder than I thought. Please love your littles extra hard for us.

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I think I’m in jail but I can’t tell because dads refuse to get my brows trimmed. #ignoranceisbliss??

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What’s up Twitter?? Been on a social media vacation but the GRUMPS IS BACK!!

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My roommates are jerks.

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Nope.

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The dads are always trying to leave me behind. NOT THIS TIME DANGIT!!

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Warm sun, ocean sounds, stunning vistas. I mean. It’s cute and all, but where’s the couch??

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Longest. Week. Ever. If you need me, I’ll be sighing heavily by the door waiting for the weekend.

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Beach babe, #amirite? I asked dads for a slowmo vid of me running down the beach but forgot that I don’t run.

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Ok. So. I’m meeting with new dog walkers at the moment. All because dads think I need a pack that’s ‘more my pace’. I mean. Maybe taking the time to stop and sniff the flowers, trees, ground, dogs, humans, tires, THE WORLD should be EVERYONE’S pace.

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Y'all. It's been over 70 degrees two days in a row in San Francisco. If you need me I'll be on my back in front of the fan. Dads keep trying to move it, but THEY'RE NOT WEARING A FUR COAT. #amirite?!

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#firstheadshot

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The sun is back, no more rain coat for me! WOOHOOO!!!

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@TheSquirmyWorms YES! Claim it as your own!!!!

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#tbt to my gotcha day (which was four years ago yesterday- luckily the dads remembered or I would’ve really let them have it 💩). Four years ago I chose those loveable dudes and I’ve not them forget who they work for since!!

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@laurelleedavis Hi!!

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Dad: Come on Buddy, let’s go all the way around the block this morning. Me: Yeaaaaah, that’s a hard no.

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Old couch. New nap spot. #callmeonlyforkibble

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Thinking about starting an instagram channel. Dads obviously would need to help (having thumbs and all). Can't decide on a name...my question is how much influence should I let the dads have?

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Sundays are for sleeping in. Well. Actually. EVERYday is for sleeping in.