miss wiseguy

the indomitable human spirit personified (she was forced to be neurodivergent for five minutes) | 20

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don't ever listen to people telling you to grow up because owning a double bladed lightsaber is still the coolest fucking thing ever at twenty years old

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@emeraldradiated people talking about the great doors as if ralsei doesn't explicitly say you can see the card castle fountain from castle town in literally the first ten minutes of the game
like i get the separation point thing but it falls apart when there is Open Fucking Air between them

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@fyridk I'm genuinely so mad i didn't find it on my first playthrough because when i replayed chapter 3 i deadass Forgot to actually get the egg after getting the ticket so i totally forgot about the hint 🙃

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@Kirwithdot honestly it really helped the 'flowery is evil' fakeout for me cause i saw him being uncomfortable and my first thought was 'asgore has never seen this man before in his entire life and has been fucking kidnapped lmao'

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@_SIL_LILLY2 i will die on this hill forever because the only reason noelle is getting brought into it in the first place is because Shit is Hitting The Fan and We Need Backup so it would just be stupid NOT to tell berdly too. plus his character development is still very much unfinished

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@Cuneyt_S_Sevi

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@mossyleouf i love this big beautiful bastard. figured out i could give him taunt and makarakarn in smt v and he carried by just fuckin standing there it was hilarious

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@velvetstrings_ when i first saw tenna i was like 'oh cool he looks like donkey kong country' and i thought his whole deal was pretty cool. and then i saw him doing that fuckass dance right afterward and couldn't even get him all the way on screen before i genuinely fell out of my chair laughing

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@ShinyRowlet4 @Cuneyt_S_Sevi b emoji

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@467Doggo lancer when the roaring knight hits him with that dollar store black knife (his best friends in the whole wide world don't like her very much)

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@larrancitaber did we think the penis chariot was above touching children???

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@Charcoyours the one time i did sword route i saw that fuckass bird you don't need to kill, killed it, realized you get nothing for it, and said to myself, out loud, 'oh dear i just did the genocide route'

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@lofinfon i actually thought his artstyle was the coolest shit ever and i knew the chapter was gonna be peak. i then saw him doing that stupid fucking dance and couldn't even walk far enough to get him fully on screen because i almost laughed myself unconscious for the next five minutes

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@Personafandom NAOTO "WALK 'EM DOWN" SHIROGOATNE BABY

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@Personafandom y'all istg the craziest shit just happened some cop pushed me INSIDE a tv and i had to box the deepest part of my psyche cause she got mad i said she wasn't me (lowkey slumped her ass tho lmao) and then some bear mascot(?) told me to fuck off and now I'm in the local junes??? wtf

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@Personafandom one of my favorites is the slingshot for morgana that literally just has neko shogun's whole ass head on it. like you not only put bro in the electric chair just to get the damn thing but you then mounted his skull on it like a 10 point buck 😭

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@fanman2d this is what pisses me tf off with sympathetic villains because people have so much trouble with putting 'this person has done bad things and the people they hurt are right to not forgive them' and 'this person is a victim' together and the conversation always ends up braindead

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@Personafandom don't be fooled by the number 4, this is easily my most listened song i just don't use spotify much. it's no contest my favorite song of all time

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@swiftism100 it's always the most Generic White Male looking mfs talking about other people's hotness like their own mother could manage to pick them out of a crowd

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@evilgeckowo blue math "people" dni...i will not associate with terrorists...

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@HalimedeMF i will admit i was skeptical of this at first; mostly due to the use of 'trans' as a noun. however, this is solely because i was unfamiliar with your game, and i would like to formally apologize.