Fake Winterlander 🌴

professional napper, not a lawyer, not verified, once murdered in Chicago, daily!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Is it October yet?

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@CHGO_Blackhawks @Mario_Tirabassi This is awesome! Congrats! I’m so happy Greg is back! I love the 3-man show!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@thekapman FLY THE W BABY!!! THE CUBS ARE BACK!!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Fly the W!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@sportshashhash I would have been okay with this signing for sure…

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Why didn’t that couple just climb the pool?

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@sportshashhash They better lower their asking price because they are asking for capital back like he’s Wayne Jetski! 😂

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@DOM_Frederic 10000%

[Born on Third @BornOnThirdCubs]

The Miz vs.Rea
Harrison vs. Peterson
Woodruff vs. The Bullpen

Cubs win 2 out of 3.

Put some respect on this team and their manager.

Depleted, and right back in it.

Survive and move on.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Breg….. respect 90! My goodness!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

I feel Twitter is mad because this isn’t a winger. But we needed D. And the 4th pick is more development. We needed whiskey. Not milk. We have a whiskey drinker. Only question is now… who’s he gonna drink with? #whosnext

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

I liked Louie. Loved him! But we got a guy! Now sign him!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

GMKD! My goodness! Nicely done!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Same could be said about my level of patience! DO SOMETHING!

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

It sounds like talks are intensifying between Buffalo and Chicago involving Bowen Byram

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

What is GMKD doing? What’s the plan. It seems that people are dancing but he doesn’t want a date! 😑

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Can some one check on GMKD and see if he’s awake somewhere…! My goodness!

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Sharks get 9th overall. Senators also getting a couple of prospects.

Senators wanted a talented young offensively skilled player.

They get one.

San Jose two picks in top 9.

Crazy draft week continues.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Always my captain. My future captain!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@WaddleandSilvy @DriveToyota If you fire Craig, you’ve gotta fire Jed. He hired him!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Stacey King…. Damn! That’s a gut punch! Beep beep big fella…. You’ll be missed! 😢

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@BenPopeCST I’ll take it a step further and admit that ABC/ESPN has done a good job the first two games.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

This is what my tv looked like when Carolina tied it at 4. Fun!