Fake Winterlander 🌴

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[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

April 20, 2024 - “It’s time to take a step forward. Previous to this year, we finished third-last. This year, we finished second-last. That can’t happen again. We need to start moving up and onward.” - Kyle Davidson

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@BenPopeCST Sorry I missed that pic tonight 🤣

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@MarkLazerus @CHGO_Blackhawks But what does the organizational stats say?

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@sportshashhash I can’t do this anymore today. It’s too nice. I hope it the outcome changes but I don’t think it will.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Hawks being outshot 14-6. Trail 2-1. But I’m sure KD and company’s internal analytics say “we’re close!” I’m not watching this crap today. It’s too nice outside!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@sportshashhash Right!!!! Everyone’s trying to do too much but only a couple guys get benched for it. How is Rinzel in this lineup? How come Korch isn’t getting more action. He can’t do worse! I’m all over the map! This team is frustrating

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Bedard went juniors and Florida scores.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Get the puck deep and good things happen!!!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@ByScottPowers I’d love to see an athletic fan poll about the Blackhawks fan confidence now… 😬

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@sportshashhash This season is starting to feel like lost 😞

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

God fucking damn it Blackhawks!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

SOMEONE FIX THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

April 20, 2024 - “It’s time to take a step forward. Previous to this year, we finished third-last. This year, we finished second-last. That can’t happen again. We need to start moving up and onward.” - Kyle Davidson

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

JFC….

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Win a god damn game!

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

final frame 🔜

[Ben Pope @BenPopeCST]

Line blender is in full effect this period, but it's not producing anything. More than halfway through, zero SOG for the Hawks, who are hearing some boos.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

This hockey season start needs to have some changes and I don’t care what or how but this shit has to change!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@Oakforest72 D. All the above

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Yikes!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

@JeffAgrest Agree on the first two. I had no issue with the pizza reference. It was better than Michael’s messing up the calls like when he thought the NE running back fumbled when he was tackled for loss or when he thought the Bears were flagged for the penalty on the kickoff.

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Beardown baby!

[Fake Winterlander 🌴 @winterlander]

Imagine Jay Cutler being the standard and then watching Caleb!