At a japanese restaurant, the waiter asked me how my food was and I said “sugoishii desuyo.” The waiter gave me my check with an additional $10 charge labeled “fuck you.”
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
A while ago I tweeted that I thought I had a thing for armpits.
I wanted to retract that and say that I absolutely have a thing for armpits. I like to lick women's armpits.
occasionally my timeline goes into fully titty mode and i see nothing but gorgeous women's boobs and i can look at my timeline to get me through any storm