My sister called me last night, she was delivering the message that I shouldn't visit them December.
But I won't lie, last year December I enjoyed playing with toys nabantwana bakhe. That time, I was owning a toy truck, a Mercedes Benz neGanda-Ganda.
But abashana ruined it for themselves when they said I will be a police man, yhuu ngajabula kanjan. I took all the toy cars. Then bona I locked them inside a room, ngimane ngidlula nge Truck yam “Vrooooooommm!”. Yoh! Bangasakhali, but ke my plan wasn't to open for them because bakwi life sentence without parole.
I heard the older one saying, “Asisadlali nawe malume”, Yes, vele thula sboshwa ngiya driver la. I could hear the younger one crying eziphonsa phansi when I pass by with the Mercedes Benz with black rims. After some time of enjoying playing with the toy cars, I fetched a black pen and drew tattoos on my arms, then I ngayongena nabo eJele. Dammit I made them do push ups nkosiyam. Ngithi “Hosh! Nongoloza, yay’ cava le number esiy’ shova lana empuma”. Bathi “Malume asidlali nawe”, ngivele ngithi yebo asidlali vele lana mshishi, si phusha iNumber number.
I saw the one who was 5 years very confused, Ya! hosh wena nyoni, cava le number, ngadla amaDanone wakhe wasangana. Bathe babuya abantu abadala, I had enjoyed myself, what a wonderful day. I love kids shame, I know bazokhula be strong abashana.🔥
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