BUTTWIPES

the finest wipes to ever grace a butt. 🍑 funny tweets by me, misses by the AI 🤖

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So why did we start Buttwipes? We really wanted a brand of wipes that is not shy to spell out why it exists (spoiler: to wipe your butt), and that also brings joy to the bathroom.

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@RampCapitalLLC @DUDEwipes 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

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[bro @bigbaIIerbro]

@wipeyourbutts when’s collection 2 dropping

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@bigbaIIerbro so are we

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tfw when your wipes make it to el zonte ☺️😭

[TheBitcoinBeast.BTC @TheBTCBeast]

@hotelmichanti s rooms are clean. just like @TheBTCBeast s butt. Sponsored by @wipeyourbutts #buttwipes to clean of that tropical dank heat.

Someday I will get that paid sponsorship! Who better to sponsor a clean butt than a beast?

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ATTENTION CLEAN BUTT ENTHUSIASTS: the Launch Collection is now officially sold out! Thank you for your support in elevating butt hygiene and bathroom aesthetic nationwide. Stay tuned for Collection #2 💩

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These beautiful BUTTWIPES are almost sold out - grab a set while you still can! Do it for your butt. Do it for your bathroom. Do it for our bank account.

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Heading to Black Rock City this month!? Don't forget to grab some BUTTWIPES because Burning Man does not have to mean a burning ass.

#burningman #brc

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Haters will say it's fake...

We warned you this day would come! We're on our last bit of inventory of the BUTTWIPES Launch Collection so if you want to own a piece of history the time to order is now before they're gone forever!

https://t.co/PuPOQVGITe

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Pooped from watching back-to-back movies this weekend...

#barbie #oppeheimer #buttwipes

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Buy now pay later doesn't just apply to the toilet anymore...

In the spirit of unnecessary credit we are offering 0% financing on BUTTWIPES for 90 days! Inquire in the DMs.

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If only love alone could pay the bills...

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Tell us a more romantic way to spend Friday evening with your loved one. We'll wait ⏳

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Stop wasting time with self-help books. Cleaning your butt the right way will *actually* improve your life. #buttwipes #selfhlelp

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Buttwipes, for those life-altering blasts...from your butt

#independenceday #fourthofjuly #fourth

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"We are all..all of us...walking around right now with a little bit of shit smeared on our butthole." - Jimmy

Let's do better fam.

#buttwipes #southpark @SouthPark

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Lord give me the confidence of people that can wipe without checking 🙏

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Even the AI couldn't caption this one it's so stupid...😅

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Remember no summer picnic is complete without a pack of Buttwipes for the inevitable Porta Potty #2. And also @jarritos apparently...thank you stock photo provider 🤦‍♂️

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SUNS OUT BUMS OUT - keep it clean, cop some Buttwipes #summer