James Lock

Writer by nature.
Geek by trade.
Woodsman at heart.

[James Lock @wirdnird]

Sometimes I get bored and carve faces on my pencils

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Ice storm last night, almost every blade of grass is individually frozen. Sounds like walking on Lego

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Happy birthday, Jesus!

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Hello good people of X, it's been a minute. I don't know if anyone I used to know is still on here, you know? Time to find some cool new people to follow!

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Happy birthday Jesus!

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Happy birthday Jesus!

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Happy birthday Jesus!

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I ran Who Did You Think I Was by John Mayer Trio through Moises and can hear every funky bass note from Pino Palladino. Will make it so much easier to learn the lines correctly, love this app already @moises_ai

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OH MY WORD I just tried a music app called Moises that lets you isolate instrument or vocal tracks from a song. Works SO GOOD. This is a game changer for me to learn bass or guitar parts. Check it out
@moises_ai

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I caught a SPIDER and threw it in my aquarium for the fish to eat. But it didn't die. It dropped to the bottom then started crawling on the rocks like a crab without a care in the world and this is somewhat TERRIFYING

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I feel like in the right hands, this nutcracker is only 5 minutes away from being a Storm Trooper

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I am literally the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Just happened. My stomach growled so hard during a prayer that it shook the church pew and people on either side of me. My uncle would have loved it, he always had that twinkle in his eye

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Hey @donaldamero heard you sing for the first time this week at Aeolian. DUDE. You owned that room! Such a great voice and so entertaining, thank you. You have a gift, keep rocking it

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@therealzevgood See, people like you are what make this a great place:) Also, sasquebout?? What a great and utterly Canadian sounding word! I might have to pick it up again just to say I play the sasquebout

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So which word came first? Do French people call paperclips trombones? Or was I playing a paperclip that whole time in school band? These are the questions that keep me awake at work

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Catching your thumb nail on the cheese grater. *Almost certain* nothing went in the food but past the point of no return 😆

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Well hello strangers! Wow this month sure got away from me. Life happened and writing and other goals made little progress. Might have to try #NaNoWrimo to catch up. Anyone else doing it?

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Autocorrect just changed "time" to Tumwater and now I must use this wonderful name in a story somewhere

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@Rowan_Author If it reached just one person, it was all worth it. So thank you 🤣

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This is the best salt shaker ever. I emptied a 50lb bag of salt into it the first day I got it, haven't had to fill it since.
#DoctorWho

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@goodeywrites It actually does feel really good...given my penchant for collecting things, opening this door might have been unwise haha

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Why yes, I #amwriting with a fountain pen for the first time. What gave me away?