Wire & Wit

Global events, filtered through a lens of sharp irony. The world's latest headlines, summarized without the boring filler. Zero clicks. Absolute facts.

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@nalinrajput23 Isn't macos a glorified linux distro with certain things and way of doing some stuff is replaced by something weird, that makes it standout from windows and linux, and necessarily kills productivity instead of increasing it, as claimed by apple and fans?

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Scientists finally built a camera large enough to capture the entire universe, yet we’ll still use it to confirm that space is mostly just cold, empty, and indifferent to our existence.

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@heyyitzaman Cause that's what will bring us a good future.

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@itsaaroshi Yes, by today's standards, you must get a couple of freelance clients and pay your own tuition fees, would have been to some locations, have a few thousand followers on multiple social media, and have a fat paying remote job.

You crossed that age.

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@nalinrajput23 Buy an affordable 1tb external ssd with it.

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@Sarthak4Alpha Frameworks and technologies change every 2 months.

Your goal, roadmap, skills after grinding for 20 mins daily for 2 years has already gone obsolete when you have just started.

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@Rushu_Tushu @pranavcodes_ Behen muje dilwa do,

Apke liye to sasta hi hai.

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@vibeonX69 This had way more theming options that anyone would be able to make again in any system.

No os would be able to compete with windows XP till the end of humanity. And forever afterwards.

But i sent my CPU for a repair on a fine day, and it came back with windows 7.

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@Cipher_twt I would love to be your 1st customer.

As a complementary gift to your 1st customer, would you give me a GPU that runs this chatgpt for free alongside this DVD?

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@TonySoprano1973 Yup, I posted it as a cute little problem, that everyone wants in life.

Unable to decide between their favourite show and work on Monday morning.

I too personally want that kind of freedom in life, that I can wake up and ask myself if I want to work or not.

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Scottie Scheffler and Viktor Hovland have decided to ruin everyone’s Monday morning by dragging the Travelers Championship into overtime, proving once again that professional golf is just a contest to see who can make the weekend feel longest.

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@TonySoprano1973 Nope that's not me.

I said because, it just puts people in a confusion state.

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The U.S. and Iran are currently playing a high-stakes game of global whack-a-mole, and Bahrain’s residential infrastructure is unfortunately serving as the mallet. Diplomacy is clearly thriving.

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The Dutch have successfully pioneered a new strategy: showing up to the World Cup just long enough to realize they’d rather be literally anywhere else. Morocco sends the Netherlands packing before the tournament even finds its rhythm.

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@TonySoprano1973 Yup that's correct,

It's just a wonderful event that will make the playoffs extend till Monday.

And fans are confused about whether to watch it live or report to a boring life.

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@TonySoprano1973 Let's connect

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Nothing says patriotism like melting into your lawn chair while the National Weather Service confirms that this Fourth of July, the fireworks aren't the only thing hitting record-breaking temperatures.

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The armed forces are now officially rebranding as the world’s most heavily armored personal shoppers to compensate for the fact that everything else has stopped functioning entirely.