Champagne Mother 🥂

Shini. Grey Ace. The original Internet Vodka Aunt. Favorites include Kagami Taiga and Tony Stark. (She/They)

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@hbomaxhelp Annnnnnd definitive proof that no actual human being read my reply at all by responding exactly how I asked you not to.

Not surprised. Disappointed.

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

@hbomax You real damn quiet right about now.

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@HBO any explanation as to why AEW Revolution Zero hour won’t play on HBO Max? I paid for the ppv through y’all and I’m already irritated the free part of the show isn’t playing. If the PPV doesn’t play then we’re canceling our subscription.

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Y’all tell me why they liked my reply 💀

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USPS stays unhelpful. Apparently since they shifted my arrival date to TODAY (it was supposed to here MONDAY) I can’t even ask for an investigation. I needed this thing by Saturday.

FML

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

@fast_claimHub33 > Account created this month
>Associated with a “USPS” account whose location is in GERMANY.

Yeah I know a scammer when I see one.

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

Once again the @USPS loses my package because some dumbass can’t put a package in the correct bin. I KNEW I should have paid for UPS or FedEx.

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

Also the breakdown of the Young Bucks expenses gives this meme #AEW

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NGL one could argue the Young Bucks were broke af from the get go because that limo that Swerve fucked up? Clearly got that shit at a police auction and got the stickers from Redbubble. JS. #AEW

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

The Young Brokes #AEW

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Might catch some heat for this but...WE DON'T NEED A PPV EVERY SINGLE MONTH. #AEW

[Champagne Mother 🥂 @wiredshini]

Mortos: HUAAAAAAAGH
Me: That man got a law degree
#AEW

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Shitty ICE ads aside, who ever did the cinematography for the Mox and Darby spot needs a raise #AEW

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Ah I see YouTube has shit the bed

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@TenguRey Oh they would have lost their minds 😂 Instead of one guy tackling him, you would have had like…7

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Darby vs Mox is the definition of “It’s on sight.”

[Great At Doing Stuff 🏴‍☠️ @josecanyousee87]

#AEW #AEWDynamite

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