Mr Wirth

"For a white guy, he's pretty fly" - All the girls

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

What a day...

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@kirawontmiss I don’t mind tipping those that are making “server wages”, but that’s all.

I also believe that tipping based on the percentage of a meal cost is not the correct way to handle it.

Does a $50 plate require more effort to bring to my table than a $20 plate?

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

It’s that time of the year!
#Movember #Mustache #MensHealth

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@vkoukis1 I’ll take preparing labs anytime over grading essays. I leave it up to the experts to teach these students the essentials of communication. Thank you for doing what you do so well for so long (age joke subtly put in there).

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@libsoftiktok I have been teaching for 25 years. My students are just as, if not more, respectful today as they ever have been in the past. I feel very blessed and am very sympathetic to those others that teach in these difficult districts.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@Akademiks I didn’t think she was “glad” after the 16th time, but then there was numbers 17-22 that sealed the deal. Got it.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

I teach science to sophomores. I might use this picture in the future to demonstrate how to read graduations on lab equipment. Thanks @cwtvd

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago today, the cast of 'The Vampire Diaries' got arrested for flashing drivers and hanging from a bridge

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@MarysvilleEVSD I bet someone the day before summer that I could touch the ceiling in D252 (I think).

12 stitches to sew my finger back on after slicing it on the metal grid.

In your face Mrs. Carder.

#noregrets

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

When I was running a lot, my mile time was around 8 minutes during a 5K.

Imagine running a two mile race and YOU GET BEAT BY A MILE!!!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jakob Ingebrigtsen just set a WORLD RECORD running the fastest 2 miles in history with 7:54.10 😱

(@NBCOlympics)

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@shkeeky @ConanOBrien I just accidentally stumbled across The Rifleman on TV and immediately went to the Internet to see if anyone else thought the same thing. This tweet should’ve received so many more likes.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@jsfrench4 @MarysvilleB Let’s go Nolan! We’re all pulling for a quick recovery. Can’t wait to watch you again on the field.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

For any man who has a loved one going through #breastcancer, she is going to mention several words that you need to learn and research.

I have created a Bingo card for you to play with the rest of your family. Learn them, research them, support her.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@EndWokeness Thank God people are defending Conan. I love that dude.

He gets me.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@AdamKinzinger There is NO way an entire Country of people hates an entire Country of people.

They are literally fighting the fight and dying for a few people that want control.

I bet most of them would get along just fine if they hung out a bit. I hate it.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

My son and I played Call of Duty tonight against bots.

Son - “what level should I set the bots”

Me - “Mannequin”

We still lost.

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@MonarchWrestle Carson!!!

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

I am teaching a rapid 30 minute #ACT prep course for five days this week right after teaching 4.5 straight hours of chemistry.

The good news is that I have been offered one cinnamon roll for my efforts. Is this a win?

#teachersaresuckers

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@BJd297856783 @Familyguy380 @rawsalerts https://t.co/poAtHVlN4e

[Mr Wirth @wirthchemistry]

@MarysvilleECHS @UnionRural @MrWing30 @MrWing30 You are an inspiration to all teachers.

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@Stuckey2 @Wirth_amillion OU students have a sense of humor. We know what we got. Relax Georgia…let us focus on Miami this season.