Ally 🌻

be kind 💙

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

My sisters and I went out for girls night and accidentally spent 136 dollars at the bar 🙈

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

The fucking audacity of these dudes. Yikes 😬

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

Y’all act like women are are so hard to understand.

My bf texted me “how’s my girl” at lunch and my dumbass has been cheesing all day 😂🙈

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

Being in a relationship with some who actually cares about you is such a change of mentality.

I’ve had a busy morning so I’ve only texted my bf once & he just texted “everything ok babe? Just checking” LIKE OK CUTE 😭💕

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

My ex used to leave his dip spit bottles everywhere & didn’t care that I hated it.

This new guy I’m talking to won’t dip around me because I mentioned once I don’t like the smell of it.

AND THATS ON NOT SETTLING LADIES 😭

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

@lasurfgrl @TeenMom_OG Kept her from a narcissist, abuse, drug addict. Yeah that ain’t it chief.

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

@JJWatt 😂😂😂

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

You’re either the put it back person, or you’re trash. Don’t @ me.

[💙💛𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 💙💛 @brucewayne5687]

Are you a put the shopping cart back kind of person? Or leave it in the parking lot kind of person?

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

No fucking surprised they scored while Faulk was on the fucking ice. Plzzzzz trade that dumpster fire.

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

This sounds really stupid to be excited about, but I think I’m finally back on a 28 day cycle after months of 22 days between periods 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Cristiano Simonetta @CMS_74_]

"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞, 𝐁𝐨? 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐁𝐨!"

Enjoy retirement, Jay Bouwmeester! #stlblues

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

@neecoleemariee Girl, I felt that. Life sucks sometimes.

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

Me: I’m not going to text him back right away, I don’t want to seem too eager.

Also me: texts back .2 seconds after I get the text 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

@neecoleemariee That’s my mindset too. I don’t regret, just learn from it 💛

Miss toy always 😘

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

@neecoleemariee I wasn’t super vocal about it bc well it’s embarrassing 🙈 but thank you ☺️

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

Like why does your name popping up on my screen make me cheese so hard? 🙈

[Joey Palazzola @Palazzola_RTN]

BREAKING: We are 3 days away from #stlblues hockey.

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

I seriously love Devin & Tori as partners 😍

#TheChallengeDoubleAgents

[Mama Tee🦖 @camo_nurse]

I hate when someone else is holding my child and he starts crying and they won't give him back because they think they can soothe him. Give. Him. Back.

[♋️ Young Turnt Unc @lamarlavishh]

Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish where TF is my stimulus

[Ally 🌻 @wiscomama3]

My mom has been watching the Harry Potter movies with me & keeps saying is that Loony (Luna Lovegood) to literally every girl that isn’t Hermonie or Ginny 🤦🏼‍♀️🙈