mandyma

The son my father always wished he had. Serial oversharer. Head of sarcasm research at Smart Ass Institute of Minot, North Dakota, Rabid sports fan. Buckeye.

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@CleGuardians The only reason this team is only 4 games back is because they’re in a shit division. They’d lose to the Expos and they haven’t been in Montreal in 22 years.

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@realchuckd32 @CleGuardians Fry’s looking pretty good down there.

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@CleGuardians

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@heathersranch @Fritschner @Acosta She did. She was right.

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@DollarDogNick

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

Capital One says it shut down roughly 385 Trump-linked bank accounts after its financial-crimes team flagged them for money-laundering concerns.

That should be a massive story all by itself.

Trump responded by suing the bank and claiming political persecution. And Capital One is not the only bank his businesses are suing over closed accounts.

But now Trump controls the federal agencies that regulate those banks, and his Administration is going after the very banking practices at the center of his private company’s lawsuits.

Think about what is happening here:

Trump’s business runs into serious problems with major banks. Trump becomes President. Suddenly, the federal government starts working to change the rules in ways that could benefit Trump’s business.

The presidency is supposed to serve the American people, not function as the enforcement arm of the Trump Organization.
https://t.co/zZ1If9HTWI

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

And suddenly, Trump’s inhumane policies touch their lives….

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!!

Just RT for a chance to win it!!

I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀

[mandyma @wisdama]

@1AlphaOmega66 @ed_franco @allenanalysis Agreed. Trump certainly is.

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@Dad_2_The_Bone Oh, I’m 100% sure I’ll be ok.

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@billyd3_ @WUTangKids Diagnosis: Malingering.

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@AntiquarianMuse I really wanted someone to yell “ain’t no one want to hear your shit bitch!”

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@SirBylHolte I thought you all were against “cancel culture” 🤔

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@kayrah81 @SirBylHolte Half?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Jordan never took the bar exam after graduating from Capital University Law School in Ohio because he knew he wouldn’t pass.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Name a great sports villain. I’ll start:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10

[Ohio University @ohiou]

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Cam Newton looks like a rival chocolatier who’s plotting how to drive Willy Wonka out of business …

[mandyma @wisdama]

@AdamSchefter Cleveland here he comes!