things overheard

*ease drops* *ease picks up*

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“Nah that’s alright you keep the money, I don’t need it. I just got lunch at McDonalds. Money doesn’t matter when you’re older, when you’re younger you need it for buying a house, car, having kids. I’m over all that now, retired two years. Don’t worry about it.”

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“Who do I have to talk to to get some laws and policies made?”

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“When I was a kid we used to swim in the Hudson River”

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*pointing to painted pumpkins*
“They took away the fun from the children I’m not giving them my money”

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“People say “who’s that old white guy on the walls?” It’s fucking Fred Rogers, like get a fucking grip”

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“If I die, I die carefully”

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“Thanks for the cigarette”

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“I know this becomes less realistic overtime but I want to keep playing this game…”

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“What’d you say?”
“The baby’s not worth it”
“Not worth what?”
“Going around the block”

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“Benzos? You can do that? Beautiful - Ive never done anything like that”

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“And then I got involved in the exploration of space”

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“Can you imagine your dog, bit you, and then pretty much ruined your career”

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“You’re Not ‘spose to touch that shit, that shit’s peoples’ wishes and stuff, that’s bad luck”

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“I don’t feel that way round nobody else”

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“And I woke up and I was still drunk”

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“I think it was a past life thing cause every time something could go wrong, it did go wrong.”

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“HE WAS ARRESTED FOR WHAT?”
“Beatin his wife”
“That petty bastard”

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“He said there are no co-incidences, everything happens for a reason.”

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“Right? Like I was gonna go touch it but then I was in outer space.”

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“How was your day?”
“It was wonderful!”