Conventional

Newsweek's Conventional Wisdom Watch: Names in the news, up, down and sideways.
By @gogolidz and @Newsweek staff #jokes

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Lad magazines ↓ You can't read FHM and Zoo anymore (not even for the articles) https://t.co/aFkxqvqimT

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Cats ↑ Unimpressed with the policy discussions at the #G20 Summit, these cats decided to take the stage themselves https://t.co/AgUdQBw7RM

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Ancient Egypt ↓ Hollywood thinks it was all white men, leather skirts and some heavy duty eyeliner thrown in https://t.co/dMroJpbE9p

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Chip cards ↑ In the future, we'll dip credit cards instead of swipe them. Chips and dip! http://t.co/CnMfZinsZK

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Wildebeests ↑ Migration across Kenya streaming live online. Watch out for Minnesota dentists http://t.co/oymLV8OqX6

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Nevada ↔ Drought uncovers Mormon ghost town that was flooded. Tell is when Atlantis shows up http://t.co/3mgZ5OuYvx

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Trump ↔"branding of our country is at an all-time low” Note to Trump—U.S. not same as cattle http://t.co/u8FdUkzWW9

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Kanye West ↔ Banned from advising Obama how to run U.S. Or from insisting Beyonce should have won the election.
http://t.co/rP5fUgXwKR

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Pumpkins ↑ 2,000-pound pumpkin breaks North American record. That should make 23,697 #pumpkinspicelattes http://t.co/sUjXNZQUlA

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PETA ↔ Represents selfie-taking monkey in lawsuit arguing that monkey owns pic. Is Clarence Darrow available?
http://t.co/XNmwzLCMsR

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Ben Carson ↔ Controversy after saying a Muslim shouldn't be POTUS. Carson's campaign will soon be extinct http://t.co/3V9yptMOki

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Mycroft Holmes ↑ Novel about Sherlock's older bro by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. A VERY tall tale http://t.co/FFQgcbU9mz

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Brian Williams↔Now on MSNBC covering #PopeinUS like the time he covered Christ's resurrection http://t.co/OwUHrRqSe4

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Hillmojis ↔ App company launches Hillary emojis. She'd email them, but they're all classified http://t.co/KiilwHlJX0

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Sexy Donald Trump ↔ Now a #Halloween costume. Also comes in "Scary" http://t.co/uFG4yyqWZp

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Volkswagen ↓ Halts U.S. sales after cheating EPA smog tests w/ software. Planting bugs in Bugs http://t.co/AvB8aebKPF

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Trump ↔ Frank Rich argues The Donald is good for democracy. Two, four, six, eight, Who do we...http://t.co/2Ir6AomSsW

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Dominos ↔ Man who returns $1,300 found in pizza box gets free pies for a year. Dough dough! http://t.co/h5xWiPlcX7

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Massholes ↔ Massachusetts cops told not to pull over drivers for flipping the bird. Or deflating the ball http://t.co/zEKku241C2

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#AskTrump ↓ Trump campaign's Twitter Q&A backfires. Don't ask, don't tell http://t.co/5Yxls6AVTi