Silence is true wisdom's best reply..The rest, a taste of blades will suffice. Goddess of reason, intellect, literature and battle strategy. Daughter of Zeus.
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No.
No he does not. Momus thinks Zeus is a child. Of course everyone is a child to him but still. https://t.co/JfTvW3KK2z
"Father...I say this yet again though my advice falls on deaf ears. Be kind to your wife! Laying hands on one who bears a child is heinous even for you."
"...A valid point...But not the main one. However judging by this crowd of swollen bellies...It should be the main motivation to keep my legs closed for eternity."
Cue the mocking tone.
"'I'll never understand why my daughter chooses to remain chaste.'
Oh gee. I dont know. Maybe to keep your dick out of her? Just a thought."