Kristen

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Your move @Nationals

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 $10 tickets 🚨

For the next 24 hours only, tix for the series vs. the Nationals start at just $10.

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[Kristen @wise_kristen]

@MoneyLion $upbeatKRISTEN510

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

No words

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Texas GOP wants to impose the death penalty on women who get an abortion, EVEN IF THEY WERE RAPED

Punishment for rape in Texas is 2-20 years

Rapists face a lighter sentence than women

Make no mistake: the GOP is waging a ruthless war against women

Literally to the death

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

One of my fav parts of living in DC is having convos about “peduncle elongation” and people simultaneously get excited for what it means and giggle because it sounds so dirty 😅 #ifyouknowyouknow #cherryblossoms #dclife

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Hey just wanted to tell Jeff you’re welcome. Glad all my Amazon purchases made this possible #BlueOrigin #spacetravel

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Damn, why you coming at me like that 😅
*sigh* It’s true tho…
#80sbaby #90steen #TeamDylan #beverlyhills90210

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Awww and May The 4th Be With You too @wmata
pew pew

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Y’all they are playing One Love by Bob Marley at BLM Plaza ❤️ #BLM #GeorgeFloydTrial

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

My first dose of Moderna is today! Can’t wait! Gettin’ my shot so I can take take shots (🥃🥃)again in public one day! 😷💉💪 #Moderna #teammoderna #covidvaccine #sHotGirlSummer

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Happy International Women’s Day! #internationalwomensday2021

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Just another reason I’m madly in love with @Cary_Elwes

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

.@tedcruz How does it feel to know that not only the entire cast and crew of your favorite movie The Princess Bride, but almost the whole entertainment industry, have nothing but rabid contempt for you? #inconceivable? I think not, you miserable ROUS.

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

My sister will either kill me or find this photo with her children hysterical 😂
#berniesMittens #feelthebern #smittenwiththemitten

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

Time for a daily dose of Bernie ❤️🧤 #berniesMittens #FeelTheBern #smittenwiththemitten

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

“Bernie Sanders uniting America with mittens” was NOT on my 2021 bingo card 😂🇺🇸🧤❤️ We are all smitten with the mittens! #berniesMittens #FeelTheBern #Berniememes #Smittenwiththemitten

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

To those asking
“did you say burning and looting
was wrong during BLM protests” my question to you is
Did you advocate for rights of POC and LGBTQ during any point in time? How about we stop THAT steal

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

It feels like being gaslighted by an abuse partner when the justification is “BLM normalized violence so what did you expect when everyone was fed up with the election being stolen”.
Please stop saying it.

[Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton]

If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

You know what? Don’t you EVER fucking tell me Democratic protestors are out of control again. Ever!

[Kristen @wise_kristen]

🎶 Some will win, Some will lose
Looks like the Senate will be Blue
Strangers waitin’
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows
Searchin’ for a fight
They don’t stop believin’
And keep holdin’ on to that delusional feelin’🎶
#TrumpRallyDC #BidenHarrisToEndThisNightmare