Wise Words Of TD

"Were you raised in a barn?" "No but I was born there"

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Two years ago we finally decided to put all the crazy things @jordantaylormae says on the internet. Best decision we ever made. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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“My fingers smell like green beans.”

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“I shaved, exfoliated, and lotionized.”

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“I like my ice cream like I like my men... sweet.”

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Riley, “That’s offensive.” Taylor, “Yeah that’s defensive.”

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*talking about @jbrady307* “He’s not from America! Oh wait yes he is!!”

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“I didn’t die today that’s my accomplishment.”

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*talking about own cousin* “wait I forgot his name.”

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“Oh my God I thought she was naked!”

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“How high are you? High enough to be over school.”

[✰ emily peacock ✰ @emilyjan_]

* talking about new MGDC dance floor*
“So we can’t have street shoes? So if I go outside barefoot and come back in....does that mean I have street feet?”
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“My mom did not give birth to this creature.”

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“Can we go to child development? Because I need to develop.”

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“I’m excited for lunch because I got fruit.”

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“I feel bad for people who know me from my instagram because...” *points at self*

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“I went to the doctor yesterday and I used to be 5’5 but now I’m 5’4 1/2... when stress pushes you down.”

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“I got my energy drink, and I’m ready to defeat the day.”

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“Pizza grease and face don’t match.”

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"Boys are easy to stirtle."

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“Can you see my bloatation?”